I always wanted a 3D-printed ODST costume from Halo 3:OSDT, but I’m missing a 3D printer, 3D modelling expertise, and about 10,000 hours on the treadmill. 

I still wanna know what Spider-Man is swinging on in that shot.

These options are bullshit. You could throw a dart at GameStop’s Xbox section and smart money says you’d hit a game better than these 4.

Come on, Charles, just say it. You and everyone else at Gawker won’t be happy until you get an all-gay superhero team up movie, which takes place in an all-gay universe, and features multiple gratuitous gay sex scenes.

God forbid that gays be represented in the same statistical percentages as real life, right? 

Anybody else notice that all the best controllers basically look and feel exactly like Xbox controllers?

Not bitchin, just noticing. 

I saw this guy the other day! Pretty sure we live near each other. I noted he was going a bit under the speed limit but hey, it gave me a minute to marvel at the construction of this sticker. 

Ugh I hate how obvious it is when they’re doing a scene where they’re just like “Ok, the big robots will be here” and the actors just have to stare into space and pretend to see something.

Where’s the new trailer? All I see is a re-cut of the old one.

Also, I guess the Kree have a rule against revealing any emotion with your face

And by “homophobic” I’m sure you mean anyone with an opinion you don’t like, right?

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Betcha it was Trump’s fault! I mean, what can’t we blame him for, right? LOL

Thermite arrow > all other arrows, ever, period. 

Pictured: Totally not Doctor Strange, guys. We promise. 

You people need to find a nice, soft room, where no evil words can hurt your delicate feelings.

Huh. And here I thought the only thing Vista did right was play Halo 2.

I am so profoundly glad you don’t work for the Smash Bros dev team.

Most importantly: The plugin does not collect any personal information, of any kind.

It’s like the Harlem of the MCU is a community of people just waiting for someone else to fix all their problems and constantly complaining, despite offering no solutions.

They’re making millions of dollars for a few months of pretending to be super heroes, I think they can make the effort to throw it up when requested.

70 more episodes? . . . Great. :/
I can’t wait to see what kind of psychological insights the Sanchez family ham-fistedly stumble upon next. I just love how the show is basically a big therapy session now. :/