Well when you try to turn every game that comes out into a competitive, multi-million dollar sport, you’re gunna start to see some of them get dropped eventually.

The clothing selection sucks ass for men as well so. . .

Oh no, you made a product that everyone likes and now you’re feeling a bit overwhelmed by all the people who want to give you their money?

Well. . . I’ll be grateful for small miracles then.

*Last week* I’m gunna wait to play the Beta before I pre-order.

More like BONERwatch, am I right, fellas? Hehehe. Heh.

Minecraft

Yeah, I thought this was common knowledge too. Also, it’s freaking 2017, my GPS can lock in on me in 2 seconds flat, how is it that 911 can’t do it?

Oh you don’t even know man. Search for 911 Operator horror stories and you’ll find some articles and videos that’ll prevent you from sleeping for DAYS

I called in to 911 the other day because there was a crazy person hanging off the side of an overpass on my way to work. I got a busy signal! Couldn’t believe it. I hung up, waited a minute, then called again, and got another busy signal! Repeated the process for 30 minutes until I got to work. Couldn’t believe how…

Windows 7 called. . .

Opening Loot Boxes IS just like Christmas: When you first start, it’s exciting and new because you’re getting things you wanted and never knew you wanted. Then you get older and realize that the odds of you getting something you actually want is minuscule and as the years go by it’s barely worth it anymore except for…

Why the F*CKING HELL would I ever want to play a game with such AWFUL WALKING ANIMATIONS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Why the F*CKING HELL would I ever want to play a game with such AWFUL WALKING ANIMATIONS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Oh, good. It’s another on-rails Sonic. . . yay.

Destiny Raids: 50% glitch, 50% patch

Good to know you can still lose your job over a joke. I don’t know where everyone gets their tissue-thin skin but I would like it to stop, please.

Minecraft. I haven’t played since a year or so after the Xbox 360 version came out. Now I’m playing on PC and it’s honestly a totally different game now. The 360 version didn’t have enchanting, alchemy, or The End. There were only half as many mobs and animals available, same goes for available biomes. Plus nobody…

I’m sure this isn’t because they’d rather do their jobs than participate in a free day off disguised as a protest.