I may or may not have been thinking of Veep when I wrote my comments.

Yeah, I assumed she was behind the truck in stopped traffic and her foot slipped. So just a little love tap.

SAND IN THE VAGINA.

The World According to Garp taught me this.

So...I just want to say that Lorna Doone cookies plus

This is the type of situation I am talking about when I refuse to give road head. I do not want to die with a dick in my mouth.

it me.

I went through my closet looking to find a new pair of socks this morning, and to my complete surprise I found a fifth manuscript from Harper Lee. It’s clearly the original one! It’s called “The Stars are Full of Racists” and it features a cryogenically frozen Scout who is awoken in the future and has to confront the…

This was a missed opportunity to talk about the problem of the gender binary. While it is FANTASTIC that people are finally more aware and accepting of transgender people, we’re still failing to recognize the problems inherent in imposing a rigid binary, instead of recognizing a spectrum where most people fall more…

kind of has a better joker face than leto.

that seems to be common! I say 2$ but I now that I’ve been thinking about it, I think I usually got 1$ ... but it brings up another question... why are we paying kids for their body parts falling out?

always

I’ve been wanting to share this. It doesn’t even go here, but since we’re talking about things that exist.

I’ll read it, but you can’t have the one about how Paul Rudd cursed the entire cast of Clueless in exchange for eternal youth (that’s my conspiracy theory) or the one about how Thomas the Tank Engine is libertarian propaganda (that’s just true.)

Now, I feel obligated to mention Michaela DePrince who I’m also obsessed with.

As they tell you in journalism school, “allegedly” (that specific adverb) protects you from exactly nothing as a news organization. It’s a word that’s been so widely misused that it’s become common parlance, but everyone who has responded to you so far has been wrong. If you print, “Allegedly, Bob Jones molested 25…

I have a friend who is a super picky eater and one of the things on her extremely long list of food she will not eat is peas. I made homemade gnocchi one day with fresh off the vine English peas, and she fucking loved them, puts them in everything now. It turns out that growing up, her mom was just a really shitty…

Sure, it does look gross. I’ll allow you that. But when it’s made correctly (not with fucking peas in it) it tastes AMAZING! Anyone who disagrees with me on this point, is wrong. I’m sorry but you’re wrong. You’ll just have to live with it.