Right like there is a piece or two of the conversation missing. Others seem to get it though. I don't have Twitter so I'm always trying to piece these things together.

See, that was the thing. It was just supposed to be one last job. Just one. Enough to hit that big final score and then retire to sunny beaches where the cute girls brought you fruity drinks with too many umbrellas sticking out of them.

the only people in the company that were pregnant at the time were fired. if that helps.

What if he’s YOU?

do you think he comments

They’re both idiots. That animal clearly died from illness, or perhaps toxins in its diet.

I fully intend on having a cheesecake bar instead of cake, top your own chocolate or traditional cheesecake with whatever your heart desires!

We had tirimisu for our wedding since neither of us love cake. Best wedding decision ever.

Jurassic Hump

I suspect she faked the pregnancy to her family, and said she had a c-section appointment but in fact didn't. When you call the hospital, they probably can confirm a certain patient has not been taken in, but they won't tell you about procedures they were scheduled for or not. They probably only told her no patient by…

Yeah, as a heavily tattooed woman I agree. I’ve had most artists make recommendations about placement and style to me. In fact, I’ve had sort of the anti-Dan experience (with a guy who also refuses to do hand and neck tattoos on people who aren’t already covered in tats, btw—it’s seriously a common policy) where my…

I have nothing but questions. So many questions...

This episode of Law and Order: SVU just keeps getting better! It started out being about college rape epidemics and it will meander over to cyber crimes, and before you know it the conclusion will be about smuggling gibbons in basketballs.

ehhhh, all you really need to know that all of nyc is a giant piece of overpriced, dirty rock that idiots like me live on. apparently i am jon snow too.

Both are wealthy, but the UWS is more like bankers-and-lawyers-in-their-30s-and-40s wealthy, whereas the UES is (between 5th and Lex, at least) more like descended-from-someone-who-signed-the-Declaration-of-Independence wealthy. This is distinct from downtown (Soho, Tribeca, the Village, etc) which is more like…

He Oughta Know better...

Dave Coulier is the equivalent of Diane Sawyer last year insisting that she KNEW that Elizabeth Vargas was an alcoholic before she foramally announced it. In both cases, they both sound like know-it-all asshats. Does it really matter if you knew first?

So, where can I get one of these cheese pyramids?