The $14.99 Steak and Lobster 'Sensation' means something very different to me now.

I bought into that whole "trust your body to fulfill its primal biological destiny" thing and ended up having a failed natural home birth after three days of back labor that ended in a hospital transfer and unwanted cesarean. Yeah, most pregnancies can end in an unmedicated vaginal birth if that's what mom wants but…

You'll see similar arguments against public employee unions all the time (or unions in general): Why should they make a living wage when I'm working a shitty job making minimum with no job guarantees?

She doesn't even use any of the somewhat understandable arguments against tipping (which are still bullshit, but at least you can see where they fucking come from). "How inconvenient that I have to figure out what to pay!" "My unrelated job where I get paid the legal minimum wage doesn't tip me!" "Why should I pay a…

I was actually thinking of Ursula in the Little Mermaid (she's my fave), but this works too!

Even easier: move the decimal point, multiply by two.

And fortunately enough for her, not married to Sean Penn.

It says something about my general misanthropy that I'm most upset about the 3 dogs.

I feel the need to quote the review in its entirety, because I went hunting for context and there was NONE. I feel bad about wanting this insanity to be real.

I like her! Reminds me of George, my first-year sociology prof more than a decade ago! She is not entirely incoherent in that Venezuela is in transition and the US definitely is going to have a hand in the inevitable coup d'état. I am Canadian, so I am going to be fucked since if the US props up a puppet regime, oil…

Just one problem: those words are specifically banned by TripAdvisor due to a site-wide ban on "political language,"

"Cornitard" has -zero- Google Image results, so based on its obvious uniqueness, I think that's the clear winner. UNIQUE UNICORN UNITARD.

That DOES make it superb, and extra superb because when people inevitably ask "holy fuck what in the name of all that is unholy are you even wearing right now," you get to say "UNICORN UNITARD."

MAGICAL. Um, I would consider wearing those pants if they were less shiny. Plain black tee, Converse...you could totally make that work.

Allahvun It

Oh my god, Lindsay, I feel you girl. Everyone is keeps telling me my picture is totally photoshopped and it's like, no it's not, it's just the instagram filter. #needtodomyrootslol #myeyesphotographblue #mindykalingismybff #blessed

TheCasualEnthusiast - St. Louis, MO

People don't know what unique means anymore. I also LOVE when people say "very unique."