I had a friend whom I met overseas visit me in the U.S. and discovwr cookie dough tubes. She had never seen them and was in heaven at first bite. I think the only thing she ate during her whole visit were avocados and cookie dough. oh and the occasional cookie dough blizzard from DQ.

No. :( I thought YOU were my friend, Amanda.

Is it an optical illusion or do her knees bend backward?

Reminds me of Jackson’s supposed response to Worcester vs. Georgia that upheld Cherokee tribal sovereignty. And then removal (aka trail of tears) happened...

Am I your friend?

I love this! I’ve always thought if I got a tattoo that it should be big and bold, like a full sleeve or something. You nailed it!

I keep picturing this woman as an 80-year-old who sleeps in curlers and wears a housecoat. But then I remember that it’s a christening, so she presumably has a baby. Unless her child got christened as an adult, the woman is most likely my age or younger. What world is she in that this is an issue and not a laughable…

That’s the best way to do it.

Hannibal!

Yes exactly. Maybe they circulated the “he’s really married!” story because he had already dumped her and they were trying to spin it to make it look like he was the bad guy.

It’s curious to say the least. The rumors swirling were that he never actually got divorced from his first wife and she dumped him. But I like this version better: She got pregnant and tried to cover it with a shotgun wedding. Little did the boyfriend know that she was also sexing up a sidepiece or two, so she didn’t…

You should have just given it to her. Maybe she would have written a tweet about it, not that you would be able to tell. It would probably say something like “Compliment a stranger and watch the sky melt onto toast. Then eat it.”

I’m usually pretty skeptical about the quality of movies with a cast list like that. It seems like so many movies that cram in a bunch of famous people, even amazing ones, fail to deliver.

My point is that according to her she is no longer an actor. She says she is a director now. Is she just getting sent scripts because people think of her as an actor?

I thought that Rose McGowan no longer cares about acting and has no interest in doing it. Why was she getting scripts with notes about auditioning?

RIP King Roland

Quick, get Starlee Kine on the mystery of Lorde’s age!

“First I roll over on the bed I built for myself
and look at the ground. If there are clothes I wore from the previous day and they’re not too dirty, that’s what I put on.”

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