So it’s not a parody? Is this going to be like the time I went to see Joe vs. the Volcano and was convinced it would end with it having been a dream, but then it wasn’t, and I was confused and disoriented after? (Shut up. I was a kid.)

Technically not an emoji or an emoticon, but it works here in Jezland.

Uh...yeah...of course...music.

I just posted one! Wanna see? I’ll post again. :)

To which ‘him’ do you refer? Diplo? I don’t know who he is either. I think he and Katy Perry dated maybe. He’s the one in the photo, right? He looks like somebody else, but I can’t place it. Guy Ritchie, maybe. Not sure I’m into either of them though.

As if the Biebs cares about anyone’s orgasm but his own.

Knowing what I know of Failin Fallin, it will definitely be a “how not to be a temptress” type of program.

Interesting. Sad. I wonder why Jezebel hasn't picked up this story about another missing pregnant woman. http://ktla.com/2015/06/10/pol…

I’ve never seen Entourage and I was surprised by how gracious you were being to this film given the other reviews. I thought maybe it was satire that was too subtle for me to recognize until I got to “finally, the main characters have had sex with each other on camera in an incredibly graphic fashion.” I applaud you…

Those were my favorite SNL years. RIP Phil Hartman.

This should answer your question.

Ed Sheeran is referencing lyrics from Independent Woman by Destiny’s Child. That part I get. What I don’t get is why there is any kind of argument about it. It just seems like an eyerolly thing. There must be something we’re missing.

His tweets feel like a sophomore who just took his first women’s studies (or related) course and the lights went. I love it when I have students get this excited about something. Fortunately, he doesn’t seem to be acting like a pompous, know-it-all about it, which is known to occur in a subset of undergrad and grad…

No one is commenting on the baby, which makes me think there isn’t one. And if there’s not a baby, the options seem to be a) there was never a pregnancy or b) she’s still pregnant and no one can say anything because of HIPAA (I think). When the story first came out, I immediately wondered if she had faked and so did a…

But it would be suspicious if a disproportionate number of the pregnant employees were included in the layoff. They may have been planning to do layoffs and then used it as a way to target the pregnant employees.

See. i know nothing. I am like Jon Snow.

Braum’s Butter Brickle Ice Cream in a cup. That is all. No shake necessary.

Thanks for the explanation. It’s hard to understand the significance when you’re as unfamiliar as I. The extent of my knowledge of NYC demographics is thus: Manahattan is too expensive for anyone; Harlem is becoming gentrified; and Brooklyn is filled with hipsters.