Did you read his quote about sex and listening to a woman's body? Have mercy!

I thought that perhaps the Ursula described in the article was what the author imagined Phoebe's sister to be like once her porn career tanked. Back to waitressing, older and now resentful of her waitressing life.

I Assume This Was Written By The Master Of Title Case, Jaden Smith.

Ursula?

I was obsessed with that movie. I think I rented a few years after it came out as my pre-teen hormones were doing their thing. I probably watched this scene 20 times in row for the kiss. Swoon.

Cornitardique™

Does that make it a cornitard? Tardicorn?

But they aren't pants. It's a one piece. That's what makes it so superb.

Here's what my mother would wear.

If I could have a wedding do-over, I would make my bridesmaids wear this.

And by condemning them, he was being non-Christian (he who is without sin; judge not lest ye be judged; and all that). So by his logic, he is actually a Satanist pretending to be a Christian too, right? My God they're everywhere! Careful of the infiltrating Satanists!

This is the best thread.

Maybe she had just escaped from a cult that only ate white foods because toxins are stored in the other colors.

I believe you mean toxins.

They also typically leave the cheese sauce out of the quesadilla when I ask for a cheese quesadilla. I don't care what's in that sauce. I like it. I just don't want chicken chunks.

Point of fact: he is showing just as much vagina as Hannah Davis.

Can I please say how much I hate it when people say vagina when they actually mean something else like mons pubis? You can't see a vagina from that angle unless her anatomy is abnormal.

But couldn't that be up to a jury to evaluate?

That show is so ridiculous, but I can't stop watching. The whole time I'm yelling about how stupid it is, yet I keep on watching. Does anyone else remember when the original show runner announced that David Clarke was indeed dead and would not return to the show. Ahem...a few seasons later as they are running on…