I am assuming this is because being a god = being immortal, yes? If you are a god and therefore immortal your life will never end. But if all life ends (Jaden doesn't specify, so let's add 'all' to his statement), then you can't have a never-ending life. Ergo you never had a life. I guess that means your existence…

Maybe he knows her well enough to know that famewhore is dream job, thereby making this fake job interview an actual job interview for reality TV.

I was thinking of "It's got raisins in it. You like raisins." from Better Off Dead. Wonder if this green jello got up and walked away too.

Just this morning, I was talking to my mother about gloves and food handling. She's out of town on a work trip and the only place she could find to eat near her hotel was Subway. She said "but at least they wear gloves." I told her that I'd rather have my food prepped by someone who washes their hands frequently than…

I think you're failing to recognize that trans women are women both before and after transitioning. So the argument that a cis gender man should play her because of the time period in her life that it covers doesn't hold.

That last one...uh...I can't be the only one who thought of Dem Babies, right? The only thing that makes me skeptical is that there was no entourage (and no photographer).

Or maybe she met them both at pageants. Wouldn't surprise me at all if these creeps were trying to find reasons to be in places where child pageants are held.

Others on here seem to confirm your guess. Hardly the most published writer...

Of course I think about the 'gay scenes' especially the last one from How to Get Away with Murder. I think about 2 HOT guys taking off their shirts, touching each other, kissing passionately. And then hit rewind so that I can think about it again and again.

I had the best, the BEST lactation consultant whose words echo those of your pediatrician, though she said it all quietly with the caveat that I was not to mention it to the rest of her La Leche League. Having her tell me everything would be fine either way made it so, so much easier. Breastfeeding eventually worked…

What no fetus cookies at least? Amateurs.

I would go to bed after taking it too. I could always feel it kicking in because of the face burning sensation. I wonder if I should have been more worried. But it worked so well and let me sleep I was willing to deal.

If/when it becomes legal here I'll know what questions to ask at the dispensary. Thanks for the info!

I used to take Maxalt. But it made my face burn and then would basically knock me out all day. Does it do that to you?

Interesting. My doctor gave me Maxalt for my migraines, but it made my face burn and made me feel weird and out of it all day despite the doctor's assertions that there would be minimal side effects. Even with Maxalt, I would lose the whole day and stay in bed. The upside was that my pain would be relieved enough…

Tip: I'm pretty sure that unionized plumbers can make way more. /themoreyouknow

I should have read this more carefully. I just posted that I wanted to see if it would ease my migraines. Does a heavy dose of caffeine help you if you take it early enough?

I would like the opportunity to test whether or not it can be an analgesic. I didn't get migraines in my pot-smoking days. And now I'm way too straight-laced to do anything illegal. So I have my fingers crossed for legalized cannabis in my state. If it doesn't ease my physical pain, I might still enjoy it. I…

$63 to look stylish carrying all that boxed wine.

Noooooo. Boo, Grant, boo.