She really should have known better than to go to a salon where the 1 on the sign has clearly been converted to a 7 with some duct tape. Didn't she wonder why all the capes they draped on the clients were just mustard yellow blazers put on backward?

Even though I can clearly see the word bread, in my head I heard bred. Completely changes the meaning of that statement. It also makes me fearful of the ducks who can tell and care whether or not a human has 'bred.'

If only I could star this more.

I always buy the cookies, of course! I just want to buy more of them, but they're too pricey for me to buy a whole case. It makes me sad that with all the marketing partnerships now that the troops don't see more of the proceeds.

I am offended that they are partnering with Mattel, Nestle, and who knows what other company yet charge $4 for a box of cookies. And I didn't realize that they do all sorts of other fundraising until an acquaintance with a daughter kept trying to sell me things. They must be making money hand over fist by now. Are…

Does Oral Roberts University have a law school? If so, they probably have a pseu-tri-psych-voo law class, same year they take con law and biblical law (no books required for that class!).

You really need to get to know cassiebear.

Me too. The only way to move up is to play constantly. It's too much pressure. So I deleted the app.

On an academic job search board that I used during my job hunt there was a whole thread about how candidates feel when they hear nothing. The general consensus from candidates was that some notification would be nice if you had an interview. Now we're not talking about asking to be notified if you were 1 of 250…

Colleges and universities are so fearful of lawsuits that some of them won't even notify candidates that they have flown out for multi-day interviews when the position has been filled. It's just radio silence for fear any communication will cause someone to sue them. Most, however, just don't communicate until the…

Scott Thompson. I was trying so hard to play cool, but I was totally fan-girling him. It was so late at night and everyone was so tired that I didn't want to bug him by asking for a photo.

No it was Scott Thompson.

Not the same.

I once saw Columbo on a corner at a car repair shop. My only other celeb encounters were even less famous. For instance, I was completely star struck once when my flight was delayed in Chicago and the airline put us up in a hotel and as all the passengers boarded shuttles to the hotel I discovered that one of the…

Yes, I am on a mission to expose anchovies wherever they may be! You can't hide from me, anchovies!

Sometimes ignorance is really better, especially at places like the Olive Garden. For instance, do you REALLY want to know where they source all their ingredients? That question is safe to ask at the local, farm-to-table cafe, but at Olive Garden? Not so much.

I figured you for a good tipper, Mark. Plus, I imagine your table being nice and having fun, which is always welcome in this former server's opinion. My comment was more for the general populace who might not realize that the cheap soup, salad, and breadsticks lunch they ordered to save money was actually way more…

Just a warning in case you didn't know and go there again: there is anchovy in the salad dressing unless the recipe has changed since I worked there many, many years ago.

The servers have to ladle your soup, get the breadsticks, and put together your salad. (Note that there is usually 1 olive per person in the salad bowl. I think this is a corporate directive.) Tip generously if you get constant refills!

Jackhammer extra-sweet sausage snaps with tempura guac balls.