I got my one and only bout with it around that age too. My bf had it first and was convinced he had malaria since he had been in Kenya for Peace Corps. Anyway, he had mono and I came down with it about a week later (and was way less of a baby, btw). Thing is you HAVE to rest or it will take forever to get better. …

But she fixed the snaggletooth for a role. I liked it better before, gave her character.

But it does buy friends who will get an identical shitty tattoo for you!

Ommegang is the best beer on the planet.

When I was in Germany many years ago, we all drank some kind of liquor called BasaltFeuer, which you light on fire first before you drink it. It's very, very strong. It would be more appropriate.

I also dislike this assignment because it seems very narrow culturally and also really heteronormative. Ladies be shaving, dudes be hairy?

I don't think you understand how extra credit works. If you weight the grades, extra credit is not included. It goes on at the end, on top of everything else. You can get 100% in a course without extra credit and get an A+ for the term. If you have mastered the material and earned an A+, that's what you get. You…

But keeping a journal of what you always do is not challenging yourself to think critically about the opposite gender's experience. Again it's optional. This would be totally different if it were required, but it's not. If you were in the class, you would say to the professor "I'm really uncomfortable adopting…

I know, right? That was a weird choice. But in fairness, the princesses aren't as ethnically or racially diverse as the OITNB characters.

First, it's not Morrello. Second, I don't know WTF is up with the arms. Here's the original.

Not getting extra credit is not being penalized. A student could still get an A in the class without completing any extra credit. That's how extra credit works. It's also not about the actual shaving. The credit is for the THINKING and REFLECTING on what gendered grooming standards mean. The point is to think…

If it's Robin Thicke doing the poking, I'm sure his excuse is that the doughboy really wants it. He's just asking for it showing all his dough like that, only wearing a hat and scarf.

Douchey he is. Doughy ? Not so much.

I've heard that theory before and what I don't understand is how he thought it would be better to wait until the end of the day. Why not pull the kid out then, just in case there is a chance instead of making sure he's really dead dead before making a scene? No matter what happened, none of it makes any sense. It…

My friend's parents have a fur story. They (her parents) both grew up poor, but by the time they met my friend's dad had made it in the refrigerator (?) business. My friend's mom really wanted a fur coat and had her eye on the one in the green stamps book. (Google green stamps if you don't know what I'm talking…

This has ZERO to do with Obama and everything to do with an old lech making an easy mark for a con artist.

Pensatucky mouth?

These clothes are SO boring, especially for the price. I don't get why they don't just buy Jones New York clothes from a department store. They are basically the same thing at 1/10 the price. My mother seems to think that brand is the height of fashion.

My husband literally did not know what to call them when we first met many years ago. I distinctly remember one of our early conversations about them. He knew the racist name but didn't want to say it and didn't know the real name. So we had this conversation about nuts with him trying to explain them without using…

Not to mention the taxes that will take a big chunk right off the top.