Did anyone actually really look at that pic of Beyonce? It's so blurry, low res, and horrible angle that it can't even be used as evidence of a big meal, let alone baby bump. That being said, I bet she and J want their kids to be close in age so I'm going for believing she's prego again.

These people are gross.

Agreed. Turn down your music and pull up your pants while you're at it!

So funny, the title of the unauthorized bio I wrote about Schwarzenegger is so similar! Total Recall, My Unbelievable Gag Reflex Every Time I See His Face.

After seeing his photo I'm praying that the sex scandal involves me. My god that body. I've got a servant's heart and a whore's hoo-haa let me at him!

Half-ton killer. Nice. Keeping it classy. I am so sad for this woman.

I imagine him finishing his sentence with, "and by 'everything else' I mean the copious amount of pills I consume each day just so that I can stomach looking myself in the mirror each day."

Martha Stewart, queen of the uber rich. Paints her Louboutin soles black and can't be bothered to get dressed up at a dress up party.

If he finds her, her boyfriend will beat the shit out of him, and the situation will resolve itself.

Your whole comment is full of WIN! You had me at shrine in his basement, and kept me at pull up to her place of work in his rape van! Laughing so much. Brilliant, thank you for this.

Fantastic!

So, what is going to happen to the dude who claimed to have been hit by Lohan's car? I understand how she claims to be the victim in all of these situations because at every turn some new asshat is trying to get famous or make some cash off of her. It sucks she was arrested for apparently nothing.

Britches Boo Boo

Eddie Redmayne! I love him, but I need to get his "Hick" character out of my head, he left me so disturbed. Hopefully this movie does it for me.

I'm conflicted on some of the celebrity gossip stuff. I hate fat shaming. It's awful, especially if you've been on the receiving end or you are fat. It sucks. But, celebrities are seen as public property. John Travolta gets called out because of his awful two tone hair piece. It's non of our fucking business, so…

If these characters were fictionalized, but portrayed exactly the same as seen on reality tv would people be up in arms about it?

Travolta's hair is a piece, it's not his. The sideburns are his. I feel bad for the guy, I don't think Hollywood will let him get away with being bald. He can't pull of the shaven head thing, and Willis owns that anyway. Jude Law will soon be in the same predicament.

So sweet. And hilarious.

With attention like this, what's not to like about a very public downward spiral and possible mental instability.

or three arrests for selling grams on the street http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2011-12-08/news/bs-ed-sentencing-20111208_1_mandatory-minimums-sentences-mandatory-term