So much work went into editing this investigative report. And then there's the grammar. It may be absurd to most of you people, but it's the truth. This is what acid feels like, kids.

Wow. If he'd been black, 18, and caught selling crack he'd still be in prison. It's all so messed up.

Phil Donahue did a great episode on this way back in the day. He had a show PA take a chair onto the stage, and purposefully trip and fall so that everyone noticed him. Then Donahue asked the audience to describe the guy - only minutes after the event. The eyewitnesses were all just wrong.

"Why nut?" Had me laughing hysterically. Oh, Bette, you make the days brighter.

Grody! Her newest tweet is about thanking god because she has an overpriced bag, a mac, and is riding on a jet. She and her family are so shallow they all deserve each other.

We know she has a vagina, so the other two are redundant.

Thank you.

What about Buster? Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

I totally agree with your point. I have traits from my childhood from being raised by a single mom of three with zero support that carry over into my current comfortable lifestyle.

I thought this was disgustingly unhealthy but it turns out that one cup of Country Crock is only 960 calories and 112 grams of fat; split between 5 people isn't too crazy - only 33% of the daily recommend fat intake.

Although this family in particular is not impoverished.

Certainly true. But this family also has the funds to send their youngest daughter through the pageant circuit and they're paid handsomely by TLC. Pasta, butter, and ketchup seem to be a result of personal choice, not circumstance.

K'Ronikka! Awfully hilarious.

Cyrus family portrait! Hilarious. And true.

And you thought she was unsuited for the Presidency! Her problem solving skills are impeccable! Problem + grow a dick = solved!

Just threw up a little in my mouth. The same thing happens when I hear Scarborough speak. By god I think you're onto something.

Ha! Perfectly true.

It looks like she's going in for an inappropriate sexy kiss on the neck. I had to close the window immediately.

I saw the interview with these women a few months ago and they describe the meeting with Romney. It's awful.