I read and re-read your comment, and this is what I got out of it.

I find it amusing that people are trying to hide behind “But it was Russia!” Let’s look at this...

I believe that Shaq is far and away the most overrated player of all time who simply coasted on his size. I also understand that I’m wrong, but this is what I deeply deeply feel.

I’m gonna wait for it to go on Sale.

Oh that Zima story was senior year of high school. Boone’s Farm was the start.

Are you saying that, when it comes to Armageddon, you don’t wanna miss a thing?

Brady did order those gameballs deflated. His assistant’s text messages are incontrovertable (to a rational person). It’s clear Brady ordered his footballs to be deflated to his comfort level even though it was below regulation.

If there was any justice in the world the Patriots would go 4-0 and then end the season 4-12.

They were underinflated. The fact that Pats homers went on endlessly about PSI and air temperature and the ideal gas law doesn’t change the overwhelming evidence. And now, that’s going to be part of Brady’s legacy forever.

But it is really funny to think living, breathing individuals can delude themselves into thinking…

Professional athlete who grips and flings footballs for a living accepts punishment for using air pressure modified football which he claims he didn’t notice, but which anyone else who wasn’t “in” on it did notice.

*turns on Boston radio*

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

As a former 6th grade boy, allow me to apologize for perpetuating this rumor well into high school. Sometime around senior year though, when another guy tried dissing my hookup with “they call her tuck and fuck, since her pussy’s so stretched out” I casually offered, “well, maybe you just needed a bigger dick, Tom...”

This is ok. It's also way easier than teaching basketball players how to shoot basketballs.

“aw shucks...I was just about to learn how to shoot" -DeAndre Jordan

Yesterday I was driving in the left lane of a 4 lane highway (2 lanes each way) when the right-lane driver came upon a cyclist in the right lane. Without looking she moved over 3/4 of the way into my lane, forcing me into oncoming traffic. I briefly went left-of-center enough to brake hard and slot back into my lane…

This drives me crazy. I’ll ask my husband if he wants something and he’ll tell me no because he hates leftovers. But the minute I sit down with my oven-heated leftovers he wants to pick off my plate. It’s not my fault you don’t know how to reheat stuff in an oven. Go use the microwave and leave my food alone.

Admitted to legally carrying a weapon and following the officers instructions to show his license? Real threatening.

It’s funny because I carried for a long while and dealt with traffic stops and police officers many times. I’ve never had a gun in my face. I’ve never had an officer draw on me. I’ve had officers respond…

http://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-b…

Good, depressing point.