I’m a man who has been blackout drunk many times. Even with serious “clouded judgement” moments there was never a time where I thought “I should have sex with this unconscious girl”. You either have morals or you don’t. He doesn’t.

Except its a VW. It will break and continue to fall apart as you drive it, costing you a small fortune in repairs. Better get that extended warranty.

The other thought that LeBron probably had at that point was, “Will somebody move and open up the god damn floor? How about you RJ? No? Just going to stand there a step off of the block with your hands on your knees while your defender, Draymond, who is the only rim-protector on the floor, gets to basically stand…

One time I saw this car with keys in and on walking out of work to get lunch. Heading back I see the same car still idling away. It’s unlocked.
Hop in and turn it so its facing the wrong way on the one-way its parking. Stick a note on the windshield saying “be glad I’m nice”

Definitely. Gotta have pity on LeBron. He never gets any calls to go his way.

No. He’s not saying that dirty play makes you a YMCA hack, he’s say specifically that Matthew Dellavadova has nothing else to offer, sucks. Weird analogy you tried for there.

You could be right, but you still cannot escalate to deadly force unless your life is in danger. I can’t pull my gun just because some guy is giving me the finger. No one wants to walk away anymore.

See, now if you were eating real meat and not bugs, or kale, you’d have come up with a better take. Adjust your diet and try again.

As a Seahawks fan, I'm so glad he's the coach at Michigan so I can enjoy his assholery

I wanted every game to be close. Unfortunately it’s clear to see now that OKC at home will be bailed out by the refs. They shot like a million free throws in games 3-4 on their home court. No opponent can win when refs call the game one-sided and let the home team shoot 80 free throws in two games. Not even the…

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In the 80s and 90s, security was:

The amount of physical damage it can take and still fly? The ability to function in harsh, unforgiving environment such as a wind blown desert? The A-10 is a Jeep Wrangler, the F-35 is a Lexus RX 350.

Being the guy who walks the battlefield and is tasked with both indirect fires, rotor and fixed wing attack aviation I will once again say I’ll take an A10 or Apache over ANY strike or multi-role aircraft.

How are you planning on dropping a GPS guided bomb on a moving target?

There are more examples of them shot full of holes and continuing the mission than those of them ending the sortie early. Better to be ugly and effective than pretty and ineffective.

If you wonder how it’s possible that the US spends more on its military than everyone else, and yet still hasn’t won a war since 1945, it’s because of the problems outlined in this article.

Dumping the motherfucker already is a remedy for...what?

“. . one that the Pentagon is stuck with for an expected lifespan of 55 years.”