“Fuck him, he’ll never set foot on this campus again“ said Jim Capulet, Associate Dean of Students.

In that case, you probably need an ebook reader that can read ePub, which the Kindle cannot, although I heard there are workarounds with Calibre.

In that case, you probably need an ebook reader that can read ePub, which the Kindle cannot, although I heard there…

Bitch, some of us were in high school before cellphones existed for the average person (even RAZORS). THE HORROR, I know.

Honestly, even if it was actually a mistake, I wouldn’t want to keep around household staff that was into my significant other enough to describe them that way. I get people feel things, but I couldn’t knowingly have someone work in my home if they were thinking inappropriately about my spouse. It would be inviting…

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

Something tells me that she feels that the victims are the evil ones. If only they had kept their filthy whore mouths shut and their filthy whore legs closed, she wouldn’t have to deal with all of this inconvenience.

Yeah but it’s not like players can just dribble it out for 24 seconds with the other team desperately trying to steal it without fear of stealing. There would certainly be more in bounds passes, which is prime time for trying to steal it. I could see this potential rule change resulting in more turnovers due to…

Uhh, actually, yeah. Football teams will commit penalties when the risk-reward is beneficial — see Aqib Talib’s abhorrent face-mask penalty in the SB. Dude admitted that he did it knowing that the penalty would only cost his team moving from the 3-yard line to the goal-line.

Oh shit, I didn’t know I was getting paid 20 million dollars a year to understand Dwight Howard’s incompetence.

How about DJ, Drummond, and Dwight learn to shoot a fucking free throw so they aren’t a liability to their teams?

i get the whole “it takes away from the game” and “it slows the game down” stuff but why the hell would we want to reward guys who cant make free throws.......just saying if you could make better than 60 percent then you wouldnt have to worry about delly placing his nuts on lower back for no apparent reason......just…

I’m sorry, but a free throw is not a special skill. It’s the easiest fucking shot in basketball aside from the layup, and its 100% uncontested. If you can’t deal with that because you crack under pressure from everybody watching you, then maybe you shouldn’t be a professional athlete. The fact that most bigs CAN hit…

Oh my god, just get married so that you can fuck already. You’ve already shown that divorce is perfectly A-Okay in the eyes of baby Jesus if you’re just not compatible, or if your wife fucks Golden Tate.

“Some irrelevant reference to all white people being racist”

You have the only correct opinion. I lightly stir mine with a fork, in a bowl. When the butter is foaming in the pan I gently pour them in and fold them several times until they are barely still moist and then pull them.

“It’s like a Mama Penguin vomited in my mouth.”

I’m just here for the Pete Carroll-9/11 and Russell Wilson-celibate jokes.

This kid is the most punchable face to play for Duke in years.

Maybe doing this all year?