As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

Something tells me that she feels that the victims are the evil ones. If only they had kept their filthy whore mouths shut and their filthy whore legs closed, she wouldn’t have to deal with all of this inconvenience.

Yeah but it’s not like players can just dribble it out for 24 seconds with the other team desperately trying to steal it without fear of stealing. There would certainly be more in bounds passes, which is prime time for trying to steal it. I could see this potential rule change resulting in more turnovers due to…

Uhh, actually, yeah. Football teams will commit penalties when the risk-reward is beneficial — see Aqib Talib’s abhorrent face-mask penalty in the SB. Dude admitted that he did it knowing that the penalty would only cost his team moving from the 3-yard line to the goal-line.

Oh shit, I didn’t know I was getting paid 20 million dollars a year to understand Dwight Howard’s incompetence.

How about DJ, Drummond, and Dwight learn to shoot a fucking free throw so they aren’t a liability to their teams?

i get the whole “it takes away from the game” and “it slows the game down” stuff but why the hell would we want to reward guys who cant make free throws.......just saying if you could make better than 60 percent then you wouldnt have to worry about delly placing his nuts on lower back for no apparent reason......just…

I’m sorry, but a free throw is not a special skill. It’s the easiest fucking shot in basketball aside from the layup, and its 100% uncontested. If you can’t deal with that because you crack under pressure from everybody watching you, then maybe you shouldn’t be a professional athlete. The fact that most bigs CAN hit…

Oh my god, just get married so that you can fuck already. You’ve already shown that divorce is perfectly A-Okay in the eyes of baby Jesus if you’re just not compatible, or if your wife fucks Golden Tate.

“Some irrelevant reference to all white people being racist”

You have the only correct opinion. I lightly stir mine with a fork, in a bowl. When the butter is foaming in the pan I gently pour them in and fold them several times until they are barely still moist and then pull them.

“It’s like a Mama Penguin vomited in my mouth.”

I’m just here for the Pete Carroll-9/11 and Russell Wilson-celibate jokes.

This kid is the most punchable face to play for Duke in years.

Better than it otherwise would have been? That’s debatable. And I am debating it. Honest and authentic is good, but it isn’t everything. You can be an honest and authentic jerk and few people will really enjoy it (although there will be a small, but vocal few on the internet who will celebrate you for your “honest and…

They may be boring, but he doesn’t get criticized afterwards. Cam is allowed to sulk, but he opens himself up for criticism when he does it. If he doesn’t want hot takes about his presser, maybe don’t be a baby?

Maybe doing this all year?

Cam Newton makes millions of dollars. Part of the job requirement is to be interviewed.

Has Deadspin ever before latched onto some athlete to go out of its way with a defense force to support his conduct? I think we get it at this point — white people hate Cam and anyone who doesn’t like him must be a racist. You’ve been pushing that message all season and it’s ridiculous.