Next time you need to change your phone number, get a second number, and a second phone if necessary, and keep the old number. You can give the new number to your friends, and he can keep calling the old number and leaving evidence.

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

I'm finally over the '05 Superbowl.

I really really really want to see Jim's version. Would it have dedicated columns for temper tantrums and Xanax-induced downtime?

I'm guessing that in thirty years — likely less — it will be illegal to operate a human-driven car on the interstate highway system. The insurance companies, too, will probably start refusing to insure self-driven cars except at exorbitant rates.

Please don't let in flight calls become a thing. Flying is already a semi-shitty experience. Being 6'3 sitting in one of those cramped airline seats for hours on end is terrible enough... can't imaging the torture of being seated next to one of those chatty types of people that are glued to their phone for the entire…

I am not looking for a fight, far from it. However, if I say, "Excuse me, sir/mam, could you please move your seat forward, my legs are getting smushed." And that person replies, "No, go fuck yourself, my improved comfort is more important, than you being in pain for three hours." Then, you are right, I might as…

You know what I think it's gotten down to? 5 little words in your post "just saying that flying sucks". I think that's what this 80+ person thread comes down to. Flying just plain old sucks now, and everybody's pissed about it.

AH, so we've gone from "smashing my knees repeatedly" to "smashing my knees only once or twice, and then telling the flight crew that it was 'self-defense against harmful actions against me!'" Once we get off the flight...is that when you'd use your "advanced Marine Core training" to kick my ass, internet tough…

You are a sociopath. You are willing to make someone incredibly miserable to gain a fraction more comfort. I hope your wife leaves you.

I love people talking about their "rights" to recline their seat. Well guess what? I also have a "right" to move my legs rapidly and constantly throughout the flight. It usually plays out something like this:

I am curious why people think this is about money. I fly first class when seats are available, but the club member high mile guys usually grab them before I get the chance. I try to get exit rows when first class is booked, but good seats on planes are scarce so I regularly can't get one. When I can't get extra…

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Pats fan here. The throw was not on target. Brady stepped up into the pocket and ran into a mass of bodies and fired the best pass he could under the circumstances, and it was woefully short of his where he was aiming. If the throw had been to Gronk, or even over his head a bit, the Pats would get the call. Credit the…

He does plant to come back, but by the time he plants his foot, the defender who intercepted it has already cut about 3 yards in front of Gronk. Gronk would have had to plant, go around or through Kuechly, then around or though the other defender to make a play on that ball, and do all of that in less than a second…

It's funny, the refs have explained their position and his has little to do with the contact. It was the throw. I don't think Gronk had a chance to turn around and beat the defender to the ball. It's a judgement call, and I know you disagree with the judgement. But it's valid nonetheless. Review would give us a better…

Brian McCann thinks his reaction was a little over-the-top.

Have you tried safety razors? Old school, single-blade, disposable? Many people find they cause less irritation than modern twelve-bladed razors, and they're a lot cheaper to replace (although a solid handle will cost cost a little more to begin with). Simple shaving soap with a good brush may also be worth looking…

Have you tried safety razors? Old school, single-blade, disposable? Many people find they cause less irritation than…

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Maryland excels at this process. See Gilchrist, John and Williams, Jordan