I agree. After all, there are fine people on both sides.

Next thing you know, these snowflakes will be demanding our Jeffrey Dahmer statues be taken down. Where do you draw the line? He’s part of our history.

It whispered in his ear: Dear God do I fucking loathe Lee Greenwood...

Eating children is part of her culture!

Paging Jonathan Swift. Mr. Swift, white courtesy phone. Thank you.

What’s next? A wall to keep all the delicious children out?

This argument is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of how media is created and consumed today. There is literally no element of exposing your readers to Williamson’s views that is accomplished by hiring him that could not already be accomplished by a hyperlink. If people were still reading print magazines, you…

That’s fine. If Jezebel wants to keep supporting the closed minded and oppressive lobby of people who think we should not, as a society, eat children, it’s clear that there’s really no room for actual debate here . But I would ask you to consider, dear reader, that maybe, just maybe, there *might* be two sides to…

#TeachTheControversy

There are millions of child-eating Americans who don’t care what the coastal elites think of their beliefs and lifestyles and just want to be left alone.

You liberal media snowflakes are so oversensitive. What about Cannibal Witch’s rights? What’s next, banning cannibalism altogether? Am I even living in a free country any more if I can’t eat my enemies??????

I for one am appalled by the continued censorship of pro-child eating viewpoints by the liberal media. Cannibalism is a complex issue, and the American people deserve to hear both sides.

Wow , my reading skills are decaying, I thought she was this laid back lady that enjoyed her edibles a bit too much-> Cannibis Witch (@ChillEater420)

o noes, now how will americans ever be exposed to toxic views on race, reproductive rights and trans people? it’s like there’s not a single outlet anywhere for that type of stuff

Meh, I’ve said it before, I think this is a car that you can actually use all of it’s potential instead of a fraction of it. (More fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow).

When people of the inter-web will stop bitching that it doesn’t have enough power.

Labneh majora or minora?

As a fictional cave dwelling lawyer recently thawed due to global warming - I must concur with your excellent assessment.

Typical republican. Pretends he’s all-American meat and potatoes in public and then does unspeakable things with Middle Eastern food in private.

“So anyway I’d be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples hard, kinda’ kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel [sic] thing and I’d put it on your pussy but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....”