What were they supposed to do? He hadn’t committed a crime. You can report people for being weird all day long, but there’s no law against being weird.

Zero chance against the Sheriff’s Office. The Supreme Court has consistently ruled that law enforcement has no duty to protect people.

I didn’t see a football move there.

Sure, barricading the door with your body and taking five bullets to save your classmates’ lives SEEMS brave, but I think that we all can agree that REAL bravery is making up a story about how you would have gone into the building to confront the shooter without any weapon at all. Especially if you make up that story…

Yeah man, that was definitely a catch.

I have no idea how these people find Deadspin, but it’s hilarious when they do.

This is satire, right?

I lived in St. Louis for 5 years, and spent a month in NY (work project). I love the Lou and always will, but for the young, rich, and famous, (admittedly none of those 3) there’s nothing like Manhattan.

Considering Gary Glitter’s own past, this comment is horrifyingly appropriate.

“(Coloring) Outside the Lines: Deception & Omissions at ESPN, Part 1.” (Campbell has yet to publish a part two.)

#SpartansWill collaborate to protect serial child abusers, then hold their breath and wait patiently for the backlash to subside. In the NCAA, it always does.

And she no longer has to pretend Kevin James is funny!

My family raised rabbits when I was a kid. They’re basically pure protein and a great vehicle for whatever flavors you would want (kind of like chicken). We made a lot of rabbit stew which would be interesting to attempt as a sous vide. You’ll definitely need added fat and it would be cool to see how rabbit reacts to…

OHHHHH My vote is for carnitas

Drugs and alcohol.

Yeah but he’s a conservative. They start with the conclusion and then seek evidence to support the conclusion while ignoring the mountains of evidence contradicting their conclusion.

See, this confuses me: Trump will “be a great President,” according to this asshole, but he’s getting led around by his idiot children, putting his confidence in dumb-dumbs like Conway and Kushner and the like, and making “disastrous decisions.”

That’s not true.

“Melenia’s judgement is spectacular,” Kessler told Tapper.

A.k.a. the Republican solution to the problem.