“Good people on both sides”, right? Fuck you.

Mom was a caterer and we made 5000 cookies in a matter of a couple of days so they would be fresh for the event. I will add a couple things

She claims medicine is poison and feeds her kids uncooked food.

There is a mistaken belief that rich guys are smart. Sure, some are, Warren Buffet for instance, but most, by far, fall into their wealth as much by luck as brains. Many see an angle nobody had noticed before, it works once. Others get lucky and buy something at exactly the right time. Some just gut a company for its…

No, the OL is.

And yet I get in trouble when I try to donate beer bottles and lightly used batteries at soccer matches.

Growing up, I loved watching this parade while helping my mom with the food. I try to tune in but it changed a while back. The stopping to watch celebrities lip synch and wave, advertising in the form of dance numbers and goofy sing alongs ruined it for me.

I can understand the struggle for some to understand how someone they know in one way could possibly behave in another way. Surely we’ve all been there in one way or another with our friends and family.

^This.

Probably not! Women have historically been marginalized and brutalized based on physical mockery, particularly about their weight. Men, especially white men, and especially especially rich white men, have no such history. Physically unattractive men have been Presidents of the United States (arguably they make up the…

“psycho nazi twit...” I need you to be WAY more specific.

Christ, this is like trying to vote for which Legion of Doom member has the most repressed sexuality. 

Depends, is the woman also a piece of shit?

It should be noted that Amy’s dad is Teller of Penn and Teller and one of the running jokes in this episode is his being impressed with Howard’s magic and Howard teaching him a trick.

If you think the way they got Manny Machado to fit into a Yankees uniform is disturbing you should see how they get one to fit on CC Sabathia.

If he lived in the US, he would have attended the next town council meeting with a duffel bag of legally obtained assault rifles.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

Smart little boy. Fuck the cult of forgiveness. He doesn’t have to forgive the bitch who tried to Emmett Till him.

I also saved all my shitty “save-for-well-done” cuts, oxidized “this is the last day I can serve it,” skanky-ass, “who in their right mind would eat this but those people” pieces of garbage in the back of the low-boy. We used to take bets on that station; see how burnt you could send them out without getting a…