“Good people on both sides”, right? Fuck you.

It’s a loving TNG homage with less competent characters. And dick jokes.

Next time just crack open their cranium and do your business there.

A pretty good counter to this would be implying that Jesus never existed because we don’t have any photos of him.

Mom was a caterer and we made 5000 cookies in a matter of a couple of days so they would be fresh for the event. I will add a couple things

She claims medicine is poison and feeds her kids uncooked food.

There is a mistaken belief that rich guys are smart. Sure, some are, Warren Buffet for instance, but most, by far, fall into their wealth as much by luck as brains. Many see an angle nobody had noticed before, it works once. Others get lucky and buy something at exactly the right time. Some just gut a company for its…

No, the OL is.

And yet I get in trouble when I try to donate beer bottles and lightly used batteries at soccer matches.

Growing up, I loved watching this parade while helping my mom with the food. I try to tune in but it changed a while back. The stopping to watch celebrities lip synch and wave, advertising in the form of dance numbers and goofy sing alongs ruined it for me.

I can understand the struggle for some to understand how someone they know in one way could possibly behave in another way. Surely we’ve all been there in one way or another with our friends and family.

^This.

Whoops! Taking the last bites of a salad with romaine as we speak. I’ll let you know when the bloody runs start.

This might stop the Shiga toxin and kidney failure. It won’t stop you from shitting your pants for five to seven days.

Probably not! Women have historically been marginalized and brutalized based on physical mockery, particularly about their weight. Men, especially white men, and especially especially rich white men, have no such history. Physically unattractive men have been Presidents of the United States (arguably they make up the…

“psycho nazi twit...” I need you to be WAY more specific.

Christ, this is like trying to vote for which Legion of Doom member has the most repressed sexuality. 

Depends, is the woman also a piece of shit?

Yes it is. 

I also saved all my shitty “save-for-well-done” cuts, oxidized “this is the last day I can serve it,” skanky-ass, “who in their right mind would eat this but those people” pieces of garbage in the back of the low-boy. We used to take bets on that station; see how burnt you could send them out without getting a…