Man, I have been terribly mislead by the internet about exactly what the Illuminati have been doing recently...

Please don't try to be funny.

Hey, just testing

Actually, I think we're pretty even-handed. We treat New York and other booming cities the same way: By looking not only at the new buildings, but at how they fit in with the existing fabric. I don't think that these photos are particularly negative, nor is our write up—rather, they're documentarian. Thanks for…

There's battle lines being drawn

And I call "Chicken Parmesan" "chicky-chicky-parm-parm"

Either way, it sounds way more delicious than any rock should.

Don't blink...

As opposed to what.

My dad has a Seamaster and a Speedmaster. Lovely watches. He needs to get a 3rd- I've got 2 brothers!

And it never matters.

We salute you Amelia Earhart.

Sometimes an urn is just an urn.

beautiful cosplay girl:"Is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
nerd: "pshh I wishhhh, thishhh ishh my portable iphone charger shaphed like a lighshhh shhaber... but i shheee how you were confushhed"

More like Person Of Interest, less Skynet.

Whoa, if the world turns black and white we're screwed!

Besides you, you mean?

Saw the title and thought that my life story had magically been filmed.