Seven minutes is the highest?! That's fucking pathetic. Don't you people take any pride in what you do? Get to kegeling, folks.

I could always tell by sound how fast my Bug was going.

I'd still prefer a 993 C4S with pristine tan interior.

My grandfather bought a Citicar in the late 70s for the half mile commute between home and his business. My mom drove it a few times when I was a kid in the early 80s. I remember walking home a few times because it would always die. It sat around on a lot we had for almost 20 years after that. I wanted to fix it up…

Sure, why not? I blame the Boomers for everything else.

It's a beautiful ride, but it's not easy on the ears. I've driven bulldozers that made less racket.

But you're really good at it!

Probably because most people have a hard time understanding sarcasm.

That was awfully nice of them to pull over and see if the driver was okay.

One of the worst SNLs I've seen in a while. Why's she gotta kill a Navajo girl? Isn't drowning babies crazy enough?

When I was about ten my younger brother passed away. The teachers at my school had the other students write condolence letters. The one I will never forget was from a person that will go unnamed, and it went something like this, "I know exactly how you feel, because my rabbit died last year.". I laugh about it now,…

Really?

Pretty much. It's the upkeep that's a wallet drainer. You can get one for a reasonable price, but a restoration will hurt the unprepared.

A friend of mine owns a Mercedes shop, so he has a few mucky-mucks pass through now and then. The ones that spend money as fast as they make it all own the brand newest Benz they can get their hands on, but the ones with real money, the kind that sticks around for a few generations buy the old ones, and they're…

In my home town, which is inside the capital beltway not far from where this asshat police boat accident happened, the police are forbidden from engaging in high speed pursuits because about 20 years ago they tried to chase a car down in a busy intersection and a cop cruiser spun out of control and mowed down a family…

Sounds like he ticked off his ex-GF, the lovely Rita meter maid.

Those car seats are totally ruined.

Any bacon that you can't eat isn't worth the money spent.

Custom General American Aerocoach three level bus.