Please don't try to be funny.

Hey, just testing

I really don't understand how anyone just up and moves to NYC when they graduate. When I graduated, I was completely broke and couldn't find work—still can't find work, in fact. I guess I didn't "try hard enough" or I didn't "want it as badly?" Fuck that. And fuck this idea that ending up in NYC where it's hip and…

Not quite. People hear about a carrier battle group, chock full o' fighter jets, heading over to a nation that was just hit by a hurricane. It doesn't make much sense on the face of it. I tried to answer that question.

Nope, I didn't. It's kind of hard to be conspiratorial about a ship that's that hard to hide.

I misunderstood the assignment.

Some things just never change. Teenagers just have to show off their horsepower.

Eh, I've seen worse.

The CitiCar, 2.5HP 30MPH 40 Mile Range

Batgirl makes everything better.

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