In the “interview”—which was picked up by a number of news sites, including our own—Johnson supposedly defamed the members of “generation snowflake” in a generally un-Rock-like fashion, being quoted as saying that “this generation are looking for a reason to be offended.”

It isn’t that baffling. No site in the Gawkmodoverse is going to miss an opportunity to virtue signal, especially at the expense of someone of immense celebrity.

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

Dont worry. You’ll get through puberty at some point.

This is fine and everything, but once you’re past level 5 you’re not likely to seek help anyway, because what’s the point? They can’t do anything for you anyway, right? When you get to that point you just don’t want to waste people’s valuable time with your mental garbage and worthless presence.

You kneel for the anthem, you disrespect this hero.

This is amazingly mean and devastatingly accurate.

Also, after the WH press corps soiled itself over Michelle Wolf calling Sarah Sanders a liar, Giulani just confirmed that, yes, she’s been lying to them for months. Do you think any of them will call her on it?

Any Penguins who shared a locker room with Matt Cooke can pretty much shut the fuck up about Wilson.

I don’t even have a horse in the race, but shit. Wilson isn’t half as dirty as Cooke was and the Pens won a Cup with him.

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

For heavens sake, PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THE WWE LIKE IT IS A REAL SPORT.

Gardiner was a disaster tonight. This series just showed how badly Lou needs to beef up the back end. A solid season for r the Leafs and disappointing this horrendous playoff format had them facing Boston so early. Even made more ridiculous that the top two teams in the east meet in the 2nd round...

It’s alright - so does Kim.

This is spoken like someone who has never played goalie in his life.

Pro tip:

1) Tell them they’re allowed to watch as much TV as they want up and until Mom & Dad “wake up.”
2) Severely restrict TV viewing at other times.
3) Profit.

We were never “date night” people before kids. We like to stay home. We like to cook. We like to watch TV and drink wine on the couch. I guess we are lucky that we can still do those things, even if they look different sometimes. For once, being boring has paid off!

Do they taste good? Then it is not wrong.

There's literally zero chance of the sauce burning even a little bit if you followed the directions in the post.