Oh sure, but when Bambi's mom does it she's a slut?

The most damming thing about this article is that WE KNEW THE EFFECTS OF CONCUSSIONS IN THE 1930s

As a single person I want a mattress that facilitates sleeping face-down starfish style, but with a face opening, like a massage table. Perfect stomach sleeping; no crick in the neck. Plus, I could keep a stash of candy and cheese under the bed and eat it directly through the face opening. That would be better than…

Oh God, I can't stand physical proximity to someone when I'm trying to sleep. Not only does it need to be like 50 degrees Fahrenheit in my room when I'm trying to sleep, I need space. THE REPUBLIC OF SLEEPING ARI DEMANDS SPACE. I can't even imagine trying to sleep with someone's breath on my face. Or hair in my…

And the joke made a soft whistling noise as it flew over your head.

I heard she wasn't going to file a lawsuit at all until a Concerned White Lady lawyer played by Jessica Chastain came in and solved *ALL* the problems for her.

Thing is, palate does matter when it comes to whether one is a good cook. I'm not one. The food I prepare is described by anyone who eats it as "well, YOU like it..." (my favorite dish, which I call "Bachelor Chow", consists of a pound of ground pork, half a bag of frozen corn, and a five-ounce bottle of A-1 sauce…

Ah... Well that makes sense.

Are you Russian? I feel like only Russians are qualified to speak on this subject.

I enjoy digesting things. Do you have any silicates or nitrogen?

I wish people would rub chocolate covered strawberries on my butt. Why doesn't anyone love me?????

Can we throw this one out there? Don't be offended! Just keep a cool head get your pictures facts and witnesses together and solve the problem, losing your @#(% won't un-trash your car.

Welp, there goes my dream of becoming a pampered Italian mistress.

[EXT. A FOOTBALL PITCH - THE FOLLOWING MORNING]

They are nice jerseys, but I hope that you are wrong on their intended use. After all, trying to embarrass Canada is a bit like trying to sell cocaine to Lamar Odom - sure, you feel good that you made a quick score, but eventually the guilt of ruining what should have been a one-in-a-kind natural wonder will kick in...

Good joke Barry, but at this point, we're used to being embarrassed by the neighbours.

Yes yes I know everyone has separate funds but I think the overarching societal issue is valid - everyone loves throwing money at sports but every university is seeing its budget slashed and is passing the savings on to the tuition paying students (or, more accurately, the already bloated loan system). I know that…

Um... my preparation involves no pounding, 30 total minutes of brining, and then 8 minutes of cooking.

Oh, ignore SimuLord. Just crank the heat up as high as it'll go, give the grate time to get spectacularly hot, and give it a go. Your food is going to taste good.