Oh sure, but when Bambi's mom does it she's a slut?

The most damming thing about this article is that WE KNEW THE EFFECTS OF CONCUSSIONS IN THE 1930s

Oh the musical was entirely wrong right? But Spiderman 3 was ok?

As a single person I want a mattress that facilitates sleeping face-down starfish style, but with a face opening, like a massage table. Perfect stomach sleeping; no crick in the neck. Plus, I could keep a stash of candy and cheese under the bed and eat it directly through the face opening. That would be better than…

Oh God, I can't stand physical proximity to someone when I'm trying to sleep. Not only does it need to be like 50 degrees Fahrenheit in my room when I'm trying to sleep, I need space. THE REPUBLIC OF SLEEPING ARI DEMANDS SPACE. I can't even imagine trying to sleep with someone's breath on my face. Or hair in my…

And the joke made a soft whistling noise as it flew over your head.

I heard she wasn't going to file a lawsuit at all until a Concerned White Lady lawyer played by Jessica Chastain came in and solved *ALL* the problems for her.

Thing is, palate does matter when it comes to whether one is a good cook. I'm not one. The food I prepare is described by anyone who eats it as "well, YOU like it..." (my favorite dish, which I call "Bachelor Chow", consists of a pound of ground pork, half a bag of frozen corn, and a five-ounce bottle of A-1 sauce…

Ah... Well that makes sense.

Come on, you just know there will be a scene involving dinobot poop. You just know it.

DINOBOTS ARE STUPID!

I'll let a cat answer this one.

Are you Russian? I feel like only Russians are qualified to speak on this subject.

Which is absolutely hilarious, because people on the right are convinced that Hollywood is nothing but a mouthpiece for the left.

"The movie is not America: Fuck Yeah..." and in this case, freedom most definitely came at a greater price... we're not talkin' a buck .05 here.

You know, I get that his initial reaction is "HOLY FUCK, RUN AWAY!", because frankly mine probably would be too, but you'd think he'd have noticed the pair of clearly human legs poking out of the bottom a little sooner. I mean, he was looking straight at it for a good couple of seconds.

Can we throw this one out there? Don't be offended! Just keep a cool head get your pictures facts and witnesses together and solve the problem, losing your @#(% won't un-trash your car.

Yes yes I know everyone has separate funds but I think the overarching societal issue is valid - everyone loves throwing money at sports but every university is seeing its budget slashed and is passing the savings on to the tuition paying students (or, more accurately, the already bloated loan system). I know that…

Um... my preparation involves no pounding, 30 total minutes of brining, and then 8 minutes of cooking.

Oh, ignore SimuLord. Just crank the heat up as high as it'll go, give the grate time to get spectacularly hot, and give it a go. Your food is going to taste good.