Is this a Stratego joke?

Huh. So, if the fabric of space expands faster than the speed of light, would it be possible to "surf" that energy, and therefore not be restricted to the speed of light?

...plus the lunchtimes he spends at Toastmasters.

Hey, space cadet, who gave you permission to colonize nouns as verbs? Dangnabbed project creep. ¦-/

Preventive action #2 for this week: Use the word "affect" instead of "impact." ;)

Thanks for complimenting my luck, which I admit was very good sometimes.

Well, thanks for lifting my spirits at the end of a rotten week; I really appreciate it. I had never thought of myself as a Mach 2 adventurer.

Paracord, depending on its highly variable quality, holds 550 lbs. (more or less) of STATIC load. In other words, don't go rappelling with it, unless you're Kate Moss. Maybe.

How about the (apocryphal?) story about the janitor at Cape Canaveral who was asked to describe his job and replied, "Putting a man on the moon"?

Yes, but will they listen?

This sounds a lot like outsourcing. Does that mean that NASA will be boiled down to a skeleton crew of program managers, astronauts, and lobbyists? And that all other activities, such as design and manufacturing, can be shipped to [fill in the blank]?

pv = G x t²

I see. Blogging as bloodsport.

I don't disagree with you, but the internetz are broken, because one can keep punching at the keys without getting punched himself.

Magneto, how does he work?!1?

u troll bro?

I prefer reverse snobbery.

I was going to troll you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

These simulations turn the whole vehicle over and require a level of both physical and mental effort to escape that is on a par with pilot crash simulators.

My morning routine on the trail: