This is unnecessary and impractical. Take all that energy you would need to manually chainsaw wood and use it early on the trail to stay out of trouble. For general woodsmanship (and for unavoidable emergencies), learn about firebuilding without bucking logs. And, a compressed, lightweight emergency bivy sack is going…

My hog needs the skull version.

It's called the "Flaming Shadow" when used in the daytime.

I just leave the windows down in my pickup truck when I drive through the car wash. Those powerful water jets reach the gun rack every time.

I've found that ten fingers and two toes gives me perfect control over the steering wheel.

Petroleum jelly. The napalm of fire starters.

I agree that black is an unusual color for a piece of rescue kit (which is typically a glaring yellow or orange). My emergency gear is either orange or slung with orange paracord. It will be easier to find, if I were to drop it into the leaf litter of a nighttime forest floor.

Two words: Ranger roll.

I gotta tell ya, they put an extra deck on the Washington Bridge between New York City and New Jersey. The locals named them George and Martha.

Given a certain kind of perspective, the Tappan Zee Bridge is so far upstate as to be almost in Canada.

Okay, I'll stipulate that the photograph was taken after May 31st, 2012. Even so, the most interesting thing to me is that someone who can shell out big bucks for a high-end car will drive around advertising the dealership for free. Amendola should at least have some sort of company slogan on a custom frame, such as…

Okay, try to hold THIS rust in your hand.

Won't all those numbers tethered to the plane create a lot of drag?

Hey, if it had atomic engines, it could patrol longer, rain or shine.

Detroit?

Is there going to be a version with the cockpit in the righthand fuselage?

"NUCLEAR ENGINES!"

BRG? PMY!

I don't like the tone of your reply.

Your humor is pretty rank.