She was actually cute at one time.  Totally fucked her face up.

I just can’t get over how she looks like a cast member of Real Housewives of New Jersey.

He “came here legally, lawfully, not cutting the line,”

Her teeth. Someone explain them to me.

“God, I love that guy,” Kimberly Guilfoyle said...

“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree,” she continued as he exited the stage. “He’s got that Trump DNA.”

If Janice from the Muppets Band had an evil twin sister it would be Kimberly Guilfoyles.

Apparently Guilfoyles can’t get any work at at any news organizations due to her time and reputation at Faux News. She may have been a “hottie” but like everything else, with time it faded and she apparently did’t have anything else to offer the industry. Junior is a lifeline in the sense, they keep her in the…

Man talk about trading down...it's like turning in your Porsche to get a Pinto. 

By this she probably means needle dick.

I feel for whoever had to glue all those sequins on the Febreze bottles. Her assistant? Or is that Khloe’s hobby?

It works, your company makes an obscene amount of money, until enough time has gone by that you’re spending some of that $ to defend the product name from going generic: you sell superior Q-Tips, the competitor sells cotton swabs or cotton buds; you sell those excellent Band-Aids, they sell adhesive bandages; your…

Pets...our dog and cats will lay on a freshly made bed the second we leave the room. Febreze helps when you don’t want to rewash everything you just washed! :) 

Is she also really admitting she Febreezes her sheets instead of, you know, washing them??....

Can’t talk, out buying all the Febreeze.

I used to manage a restaurant in a college town and all my staff would show up for their weekend shifts smelling like they’d just rolled off of a bar stool. I kept Febreze and wrinkle release spray in the office and they all had to pass inspection before they were allowed on the floor. I had a customer tell me once…

She’s been using it on her bed for years? Am I missing something? Why does one need to Febreeze a bed? If your bed smells, don’t you just change your sheets? Not trying to shame any new/single/any kind of mom -- I assume all the Ks and every other celebrity has a staff that could wash and remake their beds every day…

The sponcon could have been way less weird if she only used the caption “YOU try looking sexy while your house smells like baby vomit. Febreze: get your horny on, save your gag reflex for the good shit.”

Khloe looks just like a younger Kris now.