He also co-wrote songs with Luther Vandross which is all I need.

Thanks for including us in your adventures! I hope your Spanish is coming along!

Just turned 47 and I feel this in my aging bones.

You probably just made Heather’s day.

Here for the Davina slander. She’s too big a dick to look like a Kohl’s model in every episode.

Tipping my hat to better enjoy this shade.

Christopher Meloni is 60 so it’s clearly a sexually desirable age. Clearly.

I vote we replace all Kardashian news with Tyler Gaca. We’ll be better people by the end of the week. His whole existence is calming to me.

I need more from her shoes tho

You’re right, but I’m willing to try. Maybe they settle for $5 mil and only get $4.5 mil the next year. Justice!$!?

Right? We can be brothers in blue right up till you fuck with my money.

That’s how the rich stay rich. 

She only got as far as the Hyundai dealership.

You pass the vibe check.

This is the only acceptable plan. Let a bank find me on vacation.

You may be right, but I’d be willing to get a roommate in the Caymans and ride it out as long as possible.

Lower case g goals

Let’s start emptying police budgets with these settlements. They won’t stop shooting Black men. They won’t suddenly get good at their jobs. I bet they straighten themselves out if they have to start spending their own millions on Oops..I thought it was a taser incidents.

Why didn’t she transfer her money to an untraceable island somewhere and then follow it on a (private) plane? I get that stealing is wrong, but she clearly doesn’t and she screwed herself by staying stateside.

Settlements need to come from police budgets - retirement funds specifically. “Good” cops would lose their minds if their money was at stake.