and shade court!

Wow. That just hit me like a punch in the throat. Devastated for the staff, their families, and these who genuinely engaged with the site over the years. I’ve been commenting for about ten years now. Jezebel has been part of my daily online life for a decade. Ugh.

Good on her. I hope more people find the courage to follow a similar lead.

Blake Bortles!

Not sure I buy your Serena criticism. Could it be that after almost 30 years of playing tennis in the sun her skin tone has naturally faded after she retired?  I saw that happen when my sister moved from Hawaii to Seattle.

I’m surprised that she saw enough blimps in her lifetime for this to be a problem!  But truly when you’re scared of something it seems to pop up everywhere.

Is he packing a Fat Man or a Little Boy?

That’s fair enough, but I highly recommend ER.

Her and Hawk were the best part of Titans. 

“Got mine, fuck you” knows no boundaries.

I hope she took all that gofundme money and is off to Zihuatanejo, Shawshank style. 

A message to the public: If you see this fugitive, no you didn’t.

Right. Think about the Green River killer near Seattle who was allowed to operate unfettered by local law enforcement for decades largely because his victims were prostitutes, many of whom were women of color.

I know they’re two different media outlets, but I swear every time I turn on CNN, they mention Laci Peterson once a day.

It’s extremely frustrating that serial predators are built up as some sort of unknowable deviant masterminds we can’t possibly crack when the reality is just: police really, really, really, really, really, really, really suck at their jobs. 

I don’t think that Jolie has never fully shaken off the persona of dark temptress in the eyes of the average Team Aniston schmo. And Brad, well, he’s just a good ol’ blonde haired, blue eyed wholesome All American man from Oklahoma who ain’t never worn no blood necklace. Even if the case is legally ruled in her favor,…

+1

“cum doners” - worst. kebabs. ever.

Yes. Also, lots of parents are shitty people who cause their children more harm than good.

Why did you think that?