I don’t follow sports ball, but I may never miss another draft day. This shit was GOLD. This mom will be in my thoughts come Mother’s Day.

We have got to stop selling marriage as a prize. This woman just breaks my heart.

I appreciate that she found her own peace with the situation. I have the partnership, but not the wealth. She has the wealth, but not the partnership. We’re all just trying to survive with minimal damage to ourselves and our families.

I get what you’re saying. For example, I have a friend with a very wealthy husband and all the trappings (cars, houses etc), but dude is a terrible father. She buys the kids gifts and feels awful for exposing them to him, but she loves the lifestyle. She is absolutely winning at capitalism, but losing at healthy…

I needed this reminder that I haven’t always been old and dead inside. The mid 90s were the best time to be young and alive. For me. YMMV.

I’d pay extra if the wrong face is on the poster. Maybe even double.

Billy Bob is my shameful celebrity crush so where can I send my money?

I am changed forever by the use of the word COCKGOBLIN. Bless.

So...you end up buried if you dig your own grave? Whaaaat? Conservative women are a tangled ball of string.

This whole thing just stressed me right out. Maybe all the limited choices due to the pandemic makes this relatable?

Bwahaha! I just figure babies aren’t for everyone and benches are!

I hope you are an event planner in your day job. I have requested a prosecco and dessert memorial event. I want pastel colors, drunk loved ones and a baby or 2 conceived then named for me. Or a park bench. I’d really love a placard on a park bench.

Am I the only one who likes being an adult? Grown up fun is A Thing despite what pop culture tells us. I’m old enough to be comfortable in my skin, to cherish the women in my life and to work in ways that fulfill me. I wish young people weren’t told to despair/avoid the aging process.

If you expand your view from music to rising stars in academia, business, bar trivia...anything you’ll be where I am. Gender violence is everywhere and yet I am gutted every a survivor comes forward. This fucking world.

My mom heart just burst...sweet kids being mermaids might have been the highlight of your mom’s life.

I would have loved my kid to go to an HBCU but she does a nontraditional sport and couldn’t go without a scholarship. PWI it is.

Her youngest (who I love!) was 9 months old, had a snotty nose and my sister plopped her into my newborn’s crib for a nap. My baby had never even used his own bed before she took it over.

Is this...a thing? My sister came after my 2nd kid and complained non-mother-fucking-stop about the weather, the food, the lack of accommodations for her and HER 3 KIDS that she didn’t tell me she was bringing. We didn’t speak again for 2 years.

Y’all are late to the game because Family or Fiance is high drama every episode. A disappointed mother is television gold.

Twins! My significantly older sister allows our mother to treat her (and now her children) shitty to this day and stays mad at me for the clear boundaries I have. My lack of emotional attachment has a silver lining of allowing me to stay away from their crazy.