NEED to see the back of Jodie Comer’s dress. Help!

You? Are speaking my language

10/10 would watch. 

Anytime a pregnant woman leaves a partner I raise an eyebrow. If Eva Amurri is volunteering to be a single parent of 2.5 old dude must have fuuuucked up. It’s such a vulnerable time and she must have hella good reasons for striking out alone. See also: Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen

I never buy wearable items that cost more than $9.99. Ever. But sweet christmas, I HAVE to have these.

I am trying to send my daughter to college next year and these stories are gonna be my cause of death. Roommate homicide? Fuck every single little thing.

I appreciate this post because there are a lot of us out here who are doing our own thing and thriving. I thought I hated holidays, but nope, just hated the family drama and emotional abuse. I have my own traditions with my chosen family and my life is a thousand times better. Keep doing you and getting happier as you…

I’ll burn sage, cross fingers and light a candle on her behalf. It may not happen, but I love that she’s bringing representation to a generation who will always know they can do it too.

I’d be proud to have her as Secretary of State. I won’t be mad to vote for Warren, it just won’t be a dream come true. I’m team #GrownUpForPresident

Ms. Harris would have to personally slap the vote out of my hand for her to lose my support. A Black woman who is a viable presidential candidate? I won’t live long enough for this to happen a second time.

And folks are pissed at Russell Wilson? We have some fucked up values.

She’’s replaying her treatment of black folks (her “ghetto” phase) for the LGBTQIA+ community. She used the people/culture for her image and moved on with no consideration. She is the King of the culture vultures.

Ugh. My sister is unhappily married to her 3rd husband and tries to pick at my relationship. Fuck that noise. It wouldn’t matter if we were royal, I’d still tell her to bite me.

I just assume that this is another benefit I will earn, but never get like Social Security. No way will anything helpful be part of de vos’s legacy.

WHERE MY HACKERS AT?

Someone watch this & tell me if I should bother. I lovety loved Odd Mom Out (Jill Kargman is a gift), but this seems sort of...extra? I’d love to hear what viewers think.

I will bake pies for the first wave of tech criminals who take loan data hostage and ransom it back for exorbitant fees. Or destroy it. Whichever.

You just brought Comment of the Day back from the dead.

I must be the problem here because I can’t stop being flummoxed by the world. Slapping. Delivering. Women.

Right? Did he really not know Native peoples weren’t given hugs and puppies by the founding fathers? He has lived in an amazing bubble where there is no racial animosity or misogyny.