Merciful Minerva, no. My cause of death would have been silence.

I will send a check to the Niggas Need Hugs foundation and volunteer to bake cookies.

But...we all agree that humans are the worst right? The female ones, the male ones and all their permutations. Whether its grooming or littering we bring destruction wherever we go. We can try individually, but even the best of us can see that humans are the worst.

There. Are. Easier. Ways. To. Get. A. Check.

I do not map. At all. My kids learned early on that mommy crying in the car was normal and we’d eventually get where we were going. Usually.

I like, FEEL this. I am awesome and confident until I think about eye shadow which makes me flop sweat.

She. Dropped. Those. Names.

I think I was in my 2nd job ever when I realized everyone, everywhere is shitty. Where there are humans there will be harassment. I’ve had corporate positions and I’ve worked in academia and never seen anti-harassment programs work because no one thinks they are the problem. Harassers think their jokes are…

Why even make a statement? Like, they went out of their way to lie on purpose...cue me screaming into a pillow.

I didn’t even think about crew members...we can make all the anti-harassment rules in the world, but without enforcement mechanisms everyone is fucked.

So...the Showrunner got in a car, drove to set and just gave no fucks about harassment & assault. How fired can a person get? Like, she wasn’t reporting micro aggressions and vagaries, she was trying to document ongoing racial harassment and has to grapple with sexual assault.

I am the insane person I swore I would never be after watching this season as a bonding thing with my teenage kid. I am fully Team Tyler and this is the first (& hopefully last?) time I am thankful for TMZ stalkers. This? Is what shame feels like.

You and these gifs are the band-aid keeping us together in these dark, stupid times. Bless.

Them genes! I had 2 babies who look like my in-laws so my genes are clearly weak AF so this face cloning makes me hella jealous.

Someone, anyone please start a MELANIA FIRST campaign. If he hates foreign women as much as he claims, Melania should start the procession out of town.

Someone murdered and put a 75 year old woman in a car trunk. I now welcome our robot/alien/monster overlords. Fuck fucking humanity.

School district matters if you have/will have kids in the next few years. Even if not, being near the right school can affect re-sale value in the future.

Plan: 6 weeks leave/recovery + 1 week adjusting baby into care while you aren’t working. That way you have time to figure out your routine and adjust to the idea of leaving the baby. Good luck!

Re: uterine biopsy - have someone drive you if you can. We are all in this together and you may want a shoulder to lean on with that procedure. Good luck friend.

I think of it as family induced ptsd (lower case letters because I am self-diagnosed). My startle reflex is no joke and fireworks tap into my flight reflex in a real, real way.