1 more vote not to mock people suffering the loss of a loved one.

I only ever bought Natty Light with gathered change and surely didn’t keep receipts. Maybe by 2.something GPA is proof?

I think the real test will be Georgina’s need for the public to believe she was ignorant while building credibility as a wise, savvy business woman. Does she want sympathy for being a dupe or respect for being a boss? Most people can’t have it both ways. 

I feel like some miracle healer when I tell people I was up and about a few hours after each of my c section. With my 2nd, I delivered at 7 and was able to shower on my own by 1. 10/10 would recommend.

I will eat my hat the day Phoenix is the best at something positive. I mean, it’s great at racism, shitty schools, racism,abusive cops and poor treatment of the infirm, but everything else? Boo.

Accidentally? I turned 16 & got a job to save for contacts. Pushing grocery carts in summer heat in Arizona literally melted baby fat off me and then my complicated orthodontia came off. So I was a pudgy, brace-faced sophomore with Sally Jessy Raphael glasses but started junior year with a perfect smile, perfect…

Maybe Baron will get really into organic food and start using daddy’s money to support environmental causes. 

I imagine it as a confidence builder. My irl spouse is magnitudes hotter than my crush.

I nominate you for Official List Ranker. My vote will always ALWAYS be for America’s ass.

The heart wants what it wants. I have a raging lady boner for Billy Bob Thornton. My husband is more amused than threatened...

I wonder if Melania likes anyone? If I hadn’t been embittered by her complicity in the fucking over of communities POC, LGBTQIA, the literal Earth etc. I might muster sadness for her. No one wants to be alone and hated. Shes the description of being punished on her pedestal.

I scrolled by and thought - damn Melania looks so happy with him. Naturally it isn’t Melania at all.

I am am born athiest who believes in nothing. Nothing. But I believe unreservedly in the love of a father for his child. I love that he gave you a peaceful good-bye.

I feel like real co-parenting with shitty diapers and 2am snuggles is good for the kid-parent relationship and for the parent-parent relationship. The fact that my husband did 51% of baby duty was the only reason I agreed to have a second kid with him. I respect him more for being a great dad.

Pics or it didn’t happen

Personal account: My spouse took 7 weeks off (paid using accrued sick leave) when we had our second baby and it was like a second honeymoon. We managed night changes and feedings together since he didn’t have to sleep for work and we napped and took walks and learned to be a family in that time. I stayed home an…

LITERALLY.

okok. But can we even be sure that she’s doing as many flips as she claims? My eyes can’t see at the rate of speed she moves so she could really be dragging in an e-cig in the middle and I would never know. She doesn’t have any commitment to gravity.

Word. I have a $5k wish list and a $10k wish list depending on how generous my genie is. 2 boobs of the same size are on my wish list. Indulgent right?

The rules of America: