Right. But in the interest of ensuring that nobody is misled, I’ve changed the headline from “The Witcher’s Author Says He Doesn’t Get One Cent From The Games’ Success” to “The Witcher’s Author Says He Screwed Himself Out Of Profiting Off The Games.”

I don’t see how the headline is misleading! Certainly open to feedback but it seems like the headline is exactly what this story says.

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

When someone asked George Leigh Mallory why he was going to climb Mt. Everest, he said: “Because it’s there.”

This is kind of like that. But with Mario Kart and trees.

When I was a kid we would go to the mall, eat Chinese food and dad would take us to Alladin’s castle and we’d play games til we ran out of tokens.

Another aspect that has OW players eager for a good Doomfisting is that, though we don’t know his(/her?) gameplay kit, there’s a good chance that Doomfist turns out to be a a tank; more specifically, a tank that provides an alternative to Reinhardt who, despite not being OP at all and barely touched since release in…

Lightning is just female Cloud. An emotionless robot that has been over-hyped to hell.

I’ve only played 3 matches of it. 2 were draws. I’m going back to Mystery Heroes.

That is incorrect, people will at least wear red ribbons and have benefit concerts for people with AIDS.

*looks at the images*

I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW RECIPE!

Oh hey, I can do it too!

No.

Can’t you Suplex it?

needs more vagina.

If anything is worse than your Thanksgiving, it’s that remake!

Never seen anyone stay so manly in a dress before. I approve.