Right. But in the interest of ensuring that nobody is misled, I’ve changed the headline from “The Witcher’s Author Says He Doesn’t Get One Cent From The Games’ Success” to “The Witcher’s Author Says He Screwed Himself Out Of Profiting Off The Games.”

I don’t see how the headline is misleading! Certainly open to feedback but it seems like the headline is exactly what this story says.

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

“The hand. Did you find the hand?”

When someone asked George Leigh Mallory why he was going to climb Mt. Everest, he said: “Because it’s there.”

This is kind of like that. But with Mario Kart and trees.

When I was a kid we would go to the mall, eat Chinese food and dad would take us to Alladin’s castle and we’d play games til we ran out of tokens.

Another aspect that has OW players eager for a good Doomfisting is that, though we don’t know his(/her?) gameplay kit, there’s a good chance that Doomfist turns out to be a a tank; more specifically, a tank that provides an alternative to Reinhardt who, despite not being OP at all and barely touched since release in…

Man, college workshops are the worst places on earth. I’ve read so many bad stories. Not mine, of course. My shit was breaking down paradigms.

I’d add Huxley’s Brave New World to that list. In fact, I’d consider it far more relevant than 1984.

Start your web browser, go into the settings menu, and find the option to ‘clear cookies’.

“my coffee tray isn’t opening. The little tray. That comes out. That I put my coffee mug on. Its. Not. Opening.”

One additional thing: even if you really did try turning it off and back on again, if your IT guy says to do it again, just do it again.

One of our techs had the idea to plug the iMac into a secondary display, and behold—there was the lady’s user and data, proving that she had been using it just fine before she broke it.

Lightning is just female Cloud. An emotionless robot that has been over-hyped to hell.

I’ve only played 3 matches of it. 2 were draws. I’m going back to Mystery Heroes.

Not much if it’s two meters wide.

Johnson will also be seen in this “dope vintage 90's costume”:

Kojima promised the same thing about Quiet, so I will continue going under the assumption of “they just wanted a scantily clad female character and wrote some sort of a story justification”.

This actually helped explain why he was so lame in the movie.