I’ll be scared when Madagascar closes its ports.

Even if he’s a liberal purposely sabotaging the GOP, he’s still fucking evil for riling up the 25 to 40 percent of hardcore racists in this country. People are getting hurt because of this pus filled sack of shit’s rhetoric.

6. Laser light shows look more cool.

Are you a cop?

Man, you could have saved Airbus a bit of money by letting them know this wasnt going to work!

There you go, slide the people tube in the plane and you’re good to go.

Actually, it could work if removable pod would be designed to fit snugly into cargo plane. Windows could be replaced with flat screens

there is also refurb downtime that can cause weeks of downtime. Taking a pod out of service to redo the interior is a lot cheaper than an entire plane.

These are the same people that believe in a vengeful, invisible sky man, sooooooo.

1. prevent annoying calls from telemarketers by putting your phone in it.

This is... basically true.

I loved Bob Ross as a kid, and still love him. His show is as good now as it was then, and I recently read two very interesting things about him: One, he doesn’t have curly hair,

Hi and welcome to Gawker, you must be new if your making this comment. All death is mocked here but non more so then dying in a dumb way. Does not matter if your rich or poor, black or white, believer or nonbeliever. Your dumb ass death will be mocked.

Looks like your sense of humor was on ice long ago.

As a Canadian I find the thought that cold air will make you healthy quite funny.

Would they actually tell us if we should be worried?

there’s a little black spot on the sun today

Aardvark. Pretty sure, from the context, that it’s Aardvark.

Hey now. If the kids from Hackers weren’t cool then I don’t know what is.