where the fuck is fried okra?

Shit liquor not even an anejo to be found

time to check your to-do list, in which the last item is “die.”

Exactly this is how I managed to get even drunker with strangers last night. Started at home, 3 tequilas in I hit up Bumble, and 6 in total now and I’m with some stranger and their friend and it was a fucking blast. I still have all my organs and credit cards too. Amazing!

Where McGruff and Nancy Regan w/Just Say No failed, Requiem was a resounding success in keeping me off heroin. I was starting to experiment with harder drugs at the time and that movie alone told me that I never, ever, would try heroin.

No sex playlist is complete without Morcheeba, thank you

Marty’s on Pico did it first

Limo tint on my windows so the snitches cant see shit.

Kind of like Ryan from Chino