So is your mom but I still enjoy her blowjobs

where the fuck is fried okra?

Shit liquor not even an anejo to be found

I still use the original Apple HiFi with a Beats Pill providing the wireless capabilities via it’s out and the Apple in jack. The sound still rocks after almost 10 years. But.... I was thinking it was time to upgrade and was always intrigued by the original Zeppelin. Might try this out, thanks for the review

time to check your to-do list, in which the last item is “die.”

You must listen to Taylor Swift these days instead? Old school techno will always be the best techno.

I laughed so hard when I read that line my boss came into my office to see what was so funny. Luckily he saw the humor in it too

You are my ex wife right?

Maybe so the cameras and scanners can read the baggage labels better, but I’m just guessing here

Exactly this is how I managed to get even drunker with strangers last night. Started at home, 3 tequilas in I hit up Bumble, and 6 in total now and I’m with some stranger and their friend and it was a fucking blast. I still have all my organs and credit cards too. Amazing!

Honestly I was not a big fan of our mayor in the run up to his election. I voted for him because the others well just really were crap. But then I learned more about him and he is kinda a pretty cool cat. Not flaybount like Villaragosa. Young and hip to the positive influence that young people have over this town or…

Where McGruff and Nancy Regan w/Just Say No failed, Requiem was a resounding success in keeping me off heroin. I was starting to experiment with harder drugs at the time and that movie alone told me that I never, ever, would try heroin.

No sex playlist is complete without Morcheeba, thank you

I really enjoyed that music but Shazzam gives me nothing. Anyone know what it is?

3 years ago I left a terrible relationship for the love of my life. She left me 6 weeks ago and I can tell you that the pain is more real than anything I have ever experienced. I was a terrible person before her and felt like a changed man after. There is a sense of guilt as well so I guess I am just saying this…

Best Film Ever, Best Song From Film Ever

I am an Californian and I don’t mind spending my share to help those in need. And did you know MTY is an acronym of a Mexican city? Just found it ironic since you do not seem to like Mexicans very much

Marty’s on Pico did it first

A few tugs on the one hitter and a sugar free redbull to start my day makes LoiHanGa healthy wealthy and wise... and stoned... and awake

Limo tint on my windows so the snitches cant see shit.