The US Bobsled team approached GM first, but their solution was to put a bigger engine in it.

Then they asked Ford for help, but the design they came back with had a solid beam axle in the back, for some reason.

Chrysler's sled design was also a complete failure, as it looked exactly like the last gold medal sleigh,…

Nice to see a US shoot out that doesn't involve a school.

Thought Napoleon was a bit tame, eh?

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

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"At least he's not gay."

Scandinavian countries have such better justice systems than basically anywhere else in the world. They give prisoners laxer sentences and they experience much less crime. Keep your vengeful attitude to yourself and actually think please!!

You do realize that fans actually like when their favorite players do this, right? It gives them a year to say goodbye/attend key games, etc. Every legendary player does this. Jeter's not breaking new ground here.

ASS has some serious credentials, like having the high score on almost every arcade game I've ever seen.

With CC Sabathia in the league, everyone else is just playing for second place in that category.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

Baggy clothes useful to hide the good urine bag.

Oh, and also rest assured that he WILL have that quad nailed by the next Olympics. No doubt in my mind.

Obviously this was fake. I mean did you SEE those bedrooms?!?

I'm definitely just gloating here because I'm so proud of him and full of adrenaline, but Jason is my younger cousin. He is as fantastically earnest and hilarious and vivacious in real life. We're all so incredibly proud. Thank you so much for this piece!

ETA: Here he is with my grandparents being adorable as…

So she's the Derek Jeter of Derek Jeter's love life?

That's about the only way one of Jeter's girlfriends is seeing a diamond.

Please. Someone with as limited range as Scarlett Johansson should never be playing shortstop.

Police have not said whether the bag was a sack with a big dollar sign on it.

As he lied on the ice writhing in pain, I couldn't help but think that this is just another Abbott that needs a hand.