+1 this might be my favorite comment of the past 3 years

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

"Probably skinnier...more fit" than the average American girl? Let me introduce you to my friend, American obesity statistics...

You're not that far off.

These thieves are obvious amateurs that will never be able to go pro.

"It will be nice to finally see what Shinji Kagawa can do on the pitch."

Just imagine if his parents had named him Jon Homerton! Just imagine! I love to imagine! Do you? Imagining stuff like puppies than can talk, or a cup of root beer that automatically refills itself, or a trampoline the size of a football field. Imagining is the best!

DON'T you think the bottom of Florida ( at the top right of the picture here) looks a LOT like Jeb Bush??

Great article, but not sure what Adam Dunn's spray chart has to do with it.

With all due respect, Tom, I think we can all agree that the best inning a pitcher can have is when his first pitch sails into the stands and kills Mike Lupica.

Exactly.....I'm reminded of the thousands of hookers who've had the shit kicked out of them and killed in any of the GTA games....have we forgotten those fallen working girls? Won't someone please think of the hookers?!

So, random murder sprees in game are no big deal, but profiled murder is "disgusting"?

The entire month of summer is wonderful.

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

4 minutes!

Since when are newspaper gossip automatically true?

To this day Tommy Lasorda says his son died of ROL.

A misspelled sports name.

Remember that it's just "Krewski" with a "zyz."

Scully: Look at that kid out there in right field. He seems to really be enjoying himself. Look how much fun he's having playing. Is there anything more innocent and heartwarming than that?