I wish there was an easy way to explain American politics to Special Dark voters.

Democrats appear to be going for the candy that you left in your bag from trick-or-treating as a child after you ate the good stuff

Well, you can't spell programs without orgasm.

This article shows that after many long years, progress is being made. Kickers are finally being accepted as actual members of the football team

Hey Billy! Great post on Atlético earlier. Where did you ever get the idea for it? I DEMAND CREDIT, GOD DAMMIT!

Over the past couple of months, you've heard that they don't exist. But they do exist, even in Sochi— you just have to know where to look for them. And here at the Mayak cabaret, you'll find plenty of them. Despite Russia's repressive laws, you only need to walk through the doors of this bar to discover the truth:…

Do you have a link for this? Last I checked Canada had six of the top 10 men's teams in the world and none of them were professional. If you can't do it professionally in Canada, there's no way you can do it professionally in Western Europe either.

The skier's name? Brokinsky.

To be honest, I'm not sure I've ever heard [a good luge joke]."

Giants have selected Michael Sam (Mizz)

regarding the 2010 olympics, let's not forget that his official website also listed that he'd won "platinum" instead of silver....his ability to find new ways to troll is almost as impressive as his skating.

Normally, this would come as a complete shock. But for Charlie Villanueva, it didn't even raise an eyebrow.

"This pipe needs to get me way higher."

What's wrong with a little diversity, Timothy?

too many goddamned typefaces

Closet doors in Russia are much sturdier.

"Amateur."
- Kool Aid Man

Today I learned that a descriptive adjective can actually be hate speech. Except... it's not. "Fat" is hateful?

Is anyone truly surprised to see a guy slip and fall? This is what happens when you put Greece at the front of a parade.