"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

In the 10K race, though, you're gonna see this kind of stuff around K 9.

"I can see them from my house!"

Looks to me like he was chasing one of Sochi's waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

BoC: Excuse me, waiter, I'll have an Arnold Palmer.

I think your language is somewhat imprecise here. In it's simplest form (not accounting for any outside factors), weight is lost when your body uses more calories than you consume. For example, if my base metabolic requires 1200 calories (normal for someone of my height and gender) and my personal trainer estimates…

You should see the ski jump in Ogdenville!

Five Lakers: [play man-to-man defense]

Ice is the coolest thing at the Olympics, Barry. Bad journalism.

Based on the accommodations in Sochi, I would have expected that the beds would have been the reason for White's boy cot.

"Fuckin' noobs. If you really wanna burn Shaun White, all you gotta do is rise."

Never played Civ before, so I picked up the 15$ bundle. Looked like a good deal.

The thing about not flushing toilet paper isn't that unusual overseas. I work with a girl who was born and raised mostly in Turkey and she said they put it in a bag next to the toilet..something to do with the pipes

It does not bode well that the 'missing' dog has two different names and they're both food.

Note: Water is not available until the room above you is occupied.

"God damnit, Sergei - I was perfectly clear. I said race cars or X-Men! How fucking hard is—

Are we sure the Olympics aren't in Greece cause those accommodations look spartan.

Those night tables are bolted to the ground, an impenetrable barrier to the beds being pushed together.

[takes a shot]