I think the biggest point they are missing is that they are wasting their own time watching/commenting on sports. How is this different than wasting your time watching/playing eSports?

I don't see the logo of the US government there...

Hate that wins category.

+1 zebra on her period

Convicted rapist. No wait, alleged rapist. Let's be careful with what terms we use.

Thank you for showing us why we have a court system and why we don't start stoning people.

You're commenting on an internet forum so I don't think you can call anybody out for watching sports.

If you ever make this speech, I hope you tell the kid the difference between allegations and convictions.

It's likely that an alleged rapist won the Heisman.

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!

Well deserved +1

Which Santa is the fake one? Black Santa or White Santa?

You did say that.

Wish Dave Steib got more love.

Agent Smith?

They don't? I can tune out my girlfriend pretty well when she starts talking about stuff I don't care about.

You do realize it's not just Americans.... all governments are doing this to get/maintain control.

Yawn. If you don't care stop listening.

+1 change of mind.

Did you hear how the FBI wanted to blackmail MLK with the information they had? I wonder how they got that information...