In short, don't live in America if you value free speech.

America would not have been founded if the British government spied on the Founding Fathers.

If you think the government follows the letter of the law when spying, well keep on thinking that.

They have them at Western. It's a pretty big 'thing' there.

My mistake. In my experience when people talk about privilege on Gawker sites, they are pretty serious about it.

I'm sorry you weren't born attractive and need to make up reasons for your shortcomings in life.

She was the best woman driver. That's the narrative everybody is going for.

No it doesn't. STFU.

How many other shitty Nascar drivers get this much attention?

You don't get sports, do you?

Sorry, not all of us are able to cook.

They... printed at home? The app they used because it's 2013 and no one has owned a printer for like a decade?

+1 you've earned it.

Good point. It's okay to cheat if you lose.

I heard you can only see the Jumbotron from the center of the logo at the 50 yard line.

Sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.

Dubstep FTW. Love any chance to share this video.

Dude, she's like 6 years old.

I've been thinking about this quite a bit. I wouldn't mind tipping for good content. I just don't want to watch ads.

Netflix makes everybody a movie person.