Cheech and Chong, “Lost due to Incompetence (Theme for the Big Green Van)“

Agreed. Also works great for deadlifts. 

RTJ Goes mega-hard. They add +10WHP when jammed. 

And it’s pronounced “Sesevenen”.

That’s when you know it’s officially Too Damn Hot Out.

WHAT ABOUT THE HUGELY INFLUENTIAL FIRST POISON RECORD?

...it came out in ‘86, as did their first single, which didn’t chart.

I mean, SURE, it went on to sell 4 million records, but it was dead in the water for almost a year.

IT’S 30 YEARS LATER AND PEOPLE STILL HAVE THE WIGDANA.

There was a time when I would’ve said I can’t blame them. In 2018, that time has passed. I’ve made huge mistakes in my life that I’ve had to own up to. They can do the same.

Why DID they change math? Math is math!!  

My dad did a similar thing. He bought limestone gravel in the morning (one bucket load filled up a trailer) for about $15. He went back in the afternoon for another load, he didn’t get out of the truck this time and just had them fill it up again. He thought they charged him wrong because this time is was $40 bucks…

For all the bullshit spewing from their mouths, that was an absolutely artful boulder drop onto a tiny target. Kudos to the bobcat operator.

Like this?

Finish this limerick:

So but...what about the window. HOW DID THEY MAKE THE WINDOW.

...and the remaining doors seem to be cut-down rear doors.

Thank you, Justin! I am all smiles and so is my heart throb, Patrick Dempsey.

I know you’re probably pretty good at parking $kaycog, but this dapper man will bring you this Ferrari and park it nicely once he’s done with seltzer water.

I've found that most "fascist" and "objectivist" readings of the Incredibles rely on very idiosyncratic (read: incorrect) definitions of Objectivism and fascism. They also interpret the villain's populism as philanthropy.