Oh, you can get in a fight over it here, too. ;)

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

Xbox One X

Congratulations, Mr. Jcarr, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Nissan which this lovely lady will deliver with a whoosh, not a whimper.

It’s okay. The experts call this Alternative Math.

Chicken played a keyboard? No big deal. This rooster sounds like a Formula 1 car.

For some reason, anytime I see Ulala or Space Channel 5, “Groove Is In The Heart” pops into my head.

GOD. As someone living in France (but not a French citizen) with pretty ambivalent feelings about Macron, this is really making me appreciate him more and more...which I can’t help but think was his goal all along.

The Pope also implied that Trump was fat when he greeted Melania. He asked her if she’s been feeding him some calorific and delicious looking cake thing(potica from her home country. She thought he said “pizza”.

isnt there a helium shortage ?

Umpteen years ago, as part of my Army training, we went to the Lakehurst Naval Air Station. We did aerial photography from a Huey copter. Our instructor pointed to the ground and you could still see it—this huge elongated oval where the Hindenburg burned into the ground. Just imagining an airship that big floating in…

Buy it and drive it into the ground.

I love it because its so toned down.

I’m telling you, once the automation singularity hits the only jobs available will be liveried services. Think butlers and maids for the 0.01% because human servants, while still being capable of being automated, will be a status symbol and an ego salver for the super rich. Living proof that they truly are better than…

In case of autopilot failure, just blow to reinflate.

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”