"As a Jew, and as someone who has been raised to always support Israel (which, according to my parents, is my spiritual home, although I have never been)"

Lettuce not start a pun thread. Everyone always tries to beet each other's jokes instead of having a peasful discussion about the article. I say, let's berry this tradition now!

Jesus, thinking about all the things in the multiverse that had to come together for this one, incredible moment to exist leads me to believe there must be a higher power out there.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

I'd argue that people who have a national platform and a wider audience than this website deserve to be lambasted when they so completely botch an opportunity to discuss rape in a helpful, informative way. or are you arguing that the way we discuss rape in the media isn't important?

Can't The View just go the fuck away already? It's like the TV version of Yahoo article comments.

momo, I am sorry about your own struggles with PTSD, but your comments are very ill-informed and hurtful to people who do rely on service animals for psychiatric disease. If you are interested in training your dog for service work and getting him certified, its available.

If getting a boner while on a boat with a pretty lady is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

The Brazilian team is unimpressed. They had way more boners than that.

My assumption is that in these people's well-insulated social circles, this is acceptable behavior - they literally have no idea how stupid it appears to the rest of the world.

Yes. Let's tell all the bankers to give loans to people taking 2 years off, unpaid. Um, no.

Finally the iPad will know how it's owner felt after shelling out $400 for a mediocre tablet.

Hipster Jesus:

I'm just going to leave this here.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!

Yes.

Because militarization of the police.

Erika Christensen will never be as funny as cassiebearRAWR.

Holy shit. Page 11.