I don't waste my smiles on people I haven't fucked at least twice.

His math is really hurting my soul. I mean he's already an obnoxious misogynistic douchebag, but then he goes and furthers it with atrocious arithmetic.

We should all be grateful to the Westboro Baptist Church. They are the greatest unifying force in America today. Seriously, I challenge you to name anything else that Democrats, Republicans, the LGBT community, the African-American community, bikers, and the KKK can agree on.

Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.

"Good on 2 Million Bikers for meeting bare minimum standards of human decency, I guess."

This is much ado about nothing. Different places have different dress codes. Boys at my school were "called out" for dress code violations just as much as the girls (for not wearing belts/sagging pants, primarily). Teaching young people that not everything in life is "come as you are" is helpful. I work in a law…

I once got busted when my bra strap slipped out and became visible. Instead of putting on a sweatshirt like I was told to, I just took the bra off from underneath my shirt right there in the middle of the commons and stuffed it into my backpack. After all, there was no rule saying I had to wear the damn thing. The…

I am so, so, so fortunate that at 26 I'm not interested in having children. Because with the amount of student loans I'm carrying and where I am in my career right now (hint: I live with my mother), I will never be able to afford to have them. I can't really see home ownership in my future, let alone a family, even…

I think the assumption is that if you are super career driven, reading Bloomberg, and worried about this, then you are in the demographic that could afford the process.

I had this haircut in 1993 and it was lame then.

I was wondering why every dude I know looks like such an idiot. Now I know.

My fiance got this haircut and debuted it while I was in the shower. I laughed so hard I fell down and destroyed the shower curtain. Poor kid.

I think it's odd in general to think of a relationship as a job. I'm a wife but I don't think of myself as a psychologist, financial advisor, chef, prostitute and laundress. As a friend I don't think of myself as a events manager, life coach, psychologist, companion and career counselor. That's weird. All of our…

I am a mom and it is definitely a lot of work. Different work than my 8-5 corporate gig, but certainly work. But this bugs me for a few reasons.

One thing that immediately jumps out is that in addition to conflating body image with happiness, some people also conflate happiness and reward with eating large portions of foods like pizza, potato chips, cupcakes, hamburgers, French fries, steaks, etc. Healthy eating habits— like avoiding those foods and instead,…

Whenever an incident like this happens people always rush in and say it's too soon to he political. And then those of us with a conscience sit quietly and wait for the correct time to talk about the politics of the issue. And then time goes by and people lose interest and the next mass shooting comes along. Lather,…

I used to know this woman who used her autistic daughter as an excuse to be a huge asshole. I can imagine it's rough being the parent of a child with disabilities, but she was fucking impossible to deal with, AND she was kind of an overbearing jerk to her poor kid too.