Here are my reactions to this:

I had to read that book TWICE in my undergraduate degree, and it so hard both times, even the second time after I'd already had someone explain it to me. But I do sort of have this love for it because it ends on June 17th, which is my birthday. I always wake up in the middle of the night and think about Molly's…

I was just going to say the same thing. Has no one started a Kickstarter for this yet?

When my best friend had her baby a couple of years ago, she had her mom and me in the room with her. (The dad is a big ole bag of dicks, which is a whole other story.) Anyways, so it's us, her OBGYN and his med student, the resident and his TWO med students, the anesthesiologist, two nurses and their two nursing…

Justin Bieber is a shitty person. Only a shitty person takes away a baby monkey from its monkey mommy and traipses all over the place with it, and then dumps it whenever it becomes "inconvenient". You're shitty, Justin Bieber. Send the damn papers, so this cute, perfect, innocent little monkey can have a better life.…

Yes. That kind of grump is Tardar approved! Also, that shit makes me so irritated, too! Seriously, turn signals are not just there for funsies; they have a specific purpose to tell the people behind you if you're slowing down because you're lost or you're turning, so freaking use them.

Agreed, also, Tardar's grump is toward things that most of us also identify with.

"I’ve had over 15 failed dates this year. 2 of them were with girls I liked, and they didn’t like me, something I didn’t thought possible till about a month and a half ago – I thought there is either mutual attraction or no attraction"

"If you link him, he will come." Ha!

I just thought last night, "Hmmm....we haven't heard about anything Courtney Stodden has done in awhile. Is that finally over?" Apparently, not, internet. I'm really sorry.

Ahhhhhh! I just recently started watching X-Files on Netflix and during all the Toomes episodes I just kept thinking Courtney Stodden's hubs! Ewwwwww.

I was in this exact same position about a year ago with a friend of mine, like exactly; it's really uncanny. My friend had been dumped by a guy, was in an apartment and career she hated, and was constantly negative.

My best friend and I text all through Scandal, because we're those people. We also call each other afterward and have an in depth discussion of what we think it is going next. Anyways, last week she points out the eyebrows thing in a text. It was all I noticed for the rest of the show! Ugh! *sound of glass shattering*

Redford. Definitely Redford. My parents went to see The Natural on the night I was born, and I take that as a sign. That man is still a dreamboat. As was Paul Newman.

From one of the Sorting Hat's songs:

Wine. I'm three glasses in already and feeling fine!

1) I also want to be friends with you IRL. That would be cool. 2) FUCKING MALIBU!!! I haven't had that in forever. That brings back good times. Wow. I used to mix it with any kind of juice I could find, and I thought I was a real badass because I could drink the whole bottle with it.

That's a good point. Weddings are annoying as hell, anyways, and this one would have been a mess.

Bridezilla. That's all I got.

I love the side eye Aaron Carter is getting in that photo.