Sun naps are the shit!

Meeee tooo. I'm pretty sure the expensive food I bought my weenies gave one of them the poops, so I see myself on this path already. If I could just do that all day, I would be a happy camper.

"we make baseless claims such as "I can't stand girls, I get along better with guys" because we aren't confident enough to enjoy the company of other women and feel the need for approval from men. THIS BULLSHIT NEEDS TO CHANGE."

I didn't put together the thing about the apple, but yeah, that's totally true. Ridiculous.

Yes, thank you. That movie was a pile of shit. I hadn't read anything about it and went and saw it with my fiancee's family. I railed last night about it in the Open Forum.

Agreed, Dodai. I was so annoyed through the whole thing.

I missed this story earlier today, and saw it with the family. I actually went over into the open forum and wrote up a huge complaint about the movie. Ugh, so pissed.

Ah, shit. Jezebel already covered this. I've been busy today! http://jezebel.com/5989268/why-oz-the-great-and-powerful-is-a-major-step-back-for-witches-and-women

Anyone else see Oz The Great and Powerful? I just went and saw it with my fiance's family, and I've got some major complaints. Spoilers ahead, so you've been warned.

True story. I've told several friends of mine that I'm not changing my name when future Mr. LizzSook and I get hitched next year. Some were not surprised at all, but others were clutching pearls. I thought my dad's head was going to implode. Whatever. People always ask the kid question as a follow up. 1) We're not…

Oh my god, Lindy! With those quotes around "a pal" on the Skarsgard piece, I thought my imaginary bf had a new gf and I freaked. Don't scare me like that! Now, I'm just going to wander back into my daydreams......

They were basically afraid non-Native American men would be tried by tribal courts.

It is! I only caught the last hour, so I'll be watching it then.

Except, here's the thing, Todd Akin FAILED SCIENCE. None of these statements are failing at fucking science. People can disagree, but these can't be disproved by factual evidence, scientists, and doctors. Akin was also a dumbass.

I read this article last year or so in which the interviewer got into her car and wrote about how disgusting it was. (Rotten food, cigarette butts in Snapple bottles, clothes everywhere) So I have this theory that she was like, "Uh, fuck! Oscars are today!" and pulled this dress out of the backseat of her car and got…

There's a facebook conversation going on about Jennifer Aniston's hair on a friend of mine's wall. It's been decided boooorrring.

My favorite so far.

It was: Do you like Dance Moms?

Those. are. the. worst. I don't get it. I watched one the other day where some chick bought TWO. She spent $50,000. Dumb.

Okay, so don't judge me too hard for this, but I watch Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta. (Okay, yeah, you should judge me super hard.) But Lori, the owner of the boutique, said pretty much the exact same thing in an episode I was watching the other day.